<p>The other day in orchestra: How many violas does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<p>None, because they can’t reach that high. :D</p>
<p>Ironically, in AP Gov:
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?</p>
<p>None, feminists can’t change anything. </p>
<p>Lol, the one and only entertaining day in AP Gov ever.</p>
<p>Bumping this…</p>
<p>The other day in AP, we had a substitute. Kid (the one I’ve mentioned many times over in this thread) tries to suck up to sub, being nice and all, screws up:</p>
<p>“You’re so nice, nicer than the teacher. In fact, you don’t look a day under 20”</p>
<p>Later, same kid asks:</p>
<p>“What are neurons?”</p>
<p>Me: “Something you’re lacking”</p>
<p>My AP Chem teacher let us grade honors quizzes today. The sophomores are… One girl got a 3/24 on a balancing and naming quiz. She wrote that water was H2O4. Just facepalm. Many people wrote Potassium was P. I mean they have a PT next to them for god sake! Idk they are not so bright. My Chem teacher says that also</p>