things to talk to your roomate about on the phone....

<p>Im calling my roomate up this weekend to talk about</p>

<p>1) whos bringing TV/Fridge/Microwave/mud wrestling gear</p>

<p>2) what day hes moving in</p>

<p>3) Loft beds (we get bunkbeds, so if we dont both get a loft it'd be useless for me to get one)</p>

<p>Anything else I should talk to him about? I also plan to talk to him socially, just chit chat u know.</p>

<p>sounds like you got it covered - just make sure you take care of all the furniture (carpet, curtains, etc) </p>

<p>ground rules and stuff like that wait until youre on campus to do</p>

<p>ask questions like "what type of underwear do you have on?" and "are you into menage-a-troises?"</p>

<p>Ask him: "Hey, do you have perpetual explosive diarrhea too?" Then you won't ever have to worry about talking to him again.</p>

<p>im assuming this kid is rational and I wont have to go over ground rules , just assume that he wont do anhting that makes me feel uncomfortble and Ill try not to either</p>

<p>ask about sexual orientation...cuz if hes gay..hes not sleepin in the same room with me</p>

<p>if your worried about someone being gay, come out and tell him your straight</p>

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ask about sexual orientation...cuz if hes gay..hes not sleepin in the same room with me

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no gay guys want you, the same way no women want you.</p>

<p>If your roommate is gay he'll tell you right away -- that's what my roommate did.</p>

<p>im not a homophobe</p>