This didn't belong in the chance me section probably...

<p>I've never had time to tell a lie in between my hilarious jokes and constant ego-boosting so I guess not all men lie, some men just chicken out when it comes to speedo wearing (not that comfortable, but pretty aerodynamic for the wave pool [another great story])</p>

<p>hahaha, the thing is, he already owned one.</p>

<p>That's kinda gay...I would have been a man of my word. Some how I turn my embarrassing situations into uncomfortable situations for others?</p>

<p>haha, you dont strike me as the type who has embarrassing situations any more</p>

<p>Good point, but in the case one occurs I'm one hell of a spin doctor is what I meant. Man this site is addicting...</p>

<p>furreal. i still have to read, write, and learn the french language, but the words arent comin to me. you gotta dig it to dig it, ya dig?</p>

<p>I''m digging like a prairie gopher, fo sho? Ooo, French is the one language I passed on (took/take Latin, Spanish, and Greek), I thought it would never benefit me. I just didn't do my college homework or my AP work, but semester ends tomorrow so it doesn't matter for my grades really. Good luck</p>