<p>what kind of things columbia adcoms look for when admitting students?</p>
<p>good looks.</p>
<p>check.
what else?</p>
<p>you need to be a good pole dancer, can’t strip well, can’t make it to this ivy.</p>
<p>dude’s totally off base with that “good looks” remark.</p>
<p>good bloodlines</p>
<p>the right family name</p>
<p>uhhhh what about:</p>
<ul>
<li>passion</li>
<li>intelligence</li>
<li>talent</li>
</ul>
<p>Checking ‘yes I will attend’ on the confirmation form that comes with your acceptance package. It totally got me in.</p>
<p>The going rate is probably about $5MM right now.</p>