This is why I love Dartmouth...

<p>from the police reports in the D:</p>

<p>May 21, Massachusetts Row, 1:08 a.m.</p>

<p>Police responded to a reported fight at Thayer Dining Hall. Upon investigation, the police discovered that two male students had been wrestling over a grilled cheese sandwich. Neither party was intoxicated or arrested.</p>

<p>Garr,</p>

<p>thanks for the lol moment for the day. Good luck on your finals.</p>