<p>Dogs</p>
<p>Flip Flops or Sneakers?</p>
<p>Sneakers</p>
<p>Michael Jackson or Oompa Loompas?</p>
<p>Oompa Loompas.</p>
<p>Ketchup or Grilled Cheese?</p>
<p>Ketchup.</p>
<p>Classic rock or alternative rock?</p>
<p>alt rock.</p>
<p>water or food?</p>
<p>food (unless it’s dire circumstances)</p>
<p>soccer or football?</p>
<p>Football (Marching band plays there)</p>
<p>Suicide or Murder?</p>
<p>Suicide.</p>
<p>(Hellz yes to the marching band shout out; hell no to the oompa loompas pwning MJ.)</p>
<p>Daniel Radcliff or Harry Potter?</p>
<p>Daniel Radcliff</p>
<p>Watching TV or Reading?</p>
<p>Reading.</p>
<p>Community college for two years and then four-year college all for free, or four-year right out of high school with minor scholarship?</p>
<p>Four-year right out of high school.</p>
<p>Chocolate or Caramel?</p>
<p>Chocolate.
College or University?</p>
<p>University</p>
<p>Cake or Ice Cream?</p>
<p>Ice Cream!</p>
<p>Acid or Base?</p>
<p>Base</p>
<p>Chemistry or Biology?</p>
<p>Clear</p>
<p>Vanilla or Chocolate?</p>
<p>Wedge Heels</p>
<p>Phish or The Grateful Dead?</p>
<p>Phish</p>
<p>yes or no?</p>
<p><btw, has=“” anyone=“” seen=“” that=“” funny=“” image=“” on=“” reddit=“” of=“” this=“” flashy=“” online=“” ad=“” asking=“” you=“” “which=”" one=“” tastes=“” better?=“” [answer=“” and=“” could=“” win=“” etc…]“,=”" showing=“” a=“” picture=“” coke=“” pepsi,=“” the=“” clickable=“” buttons=“” read=“” “yes”=“” “no”?=“” i=“” laughed=“” out=“” loud=“” in=“” lecture=“” because=“” it=“”></btw,></p>
<p>No!</p>
<p>Have no head hair or have no body hair (including eyebrows/mustache/etc.)?</p>
<p>No body hair (could just draw eyebrows)</p>
<p>Marble Slab Creamery or Cold Stone Creamery?</p>