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<p>Ans. From a catalogue.</p>

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A. One was the first to walk on the moon and the other facks little boys up the ass.</p>

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<p>Ans. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.</p>

<p>hey why isnt neone online!!</p>

<p>Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says "Hey Doc how long till we can have sax?" The Doctor says "At least wait till he is walking Michael!!"</p>

<p>Good ones!
My favorite was the plastic bag joke. Oh so witty...</p>

<p>I guess you guys reached asif's goal of 225 for today. Good job!</p>

<p>yeah! For today we should have a goal to reach 300</p>

<p>You are already talking about today? :rolleyes:</p>

<p>it's only been today for 1 minute!</p>

<p>hmm..i guess ur on the other side of the world.</p>

<p>I would just Bump</p>

<p>Another Bump</p>

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<p>I can't! The edit button's mysteriously disappeared into thin cyberspace.</p>

<p>One more</p>

<p>Maybe we should call bas here?</p>

<p>Edit button disappears after 20 minutes</p>

<p>yeah, you can't keep editing.</p>

<p>Yea call anyone you want as long as he/she can SPAM</p>

<p>the word profane can be a verb. Isn't that AMAZING?! :D</p>