This Thread will have #1000 by 05/07/07

<p>I know someone who'll be your prom date Venkat. This girl I know, she is mad easy. She will go out with just about any guy. Multiple guys even. She's not my type, but if your interested. She lives in NY though, so it might not work.</p>

<p>yeah, Venkat, what really happened to Mike?</p>

<p>NYJunior, is she willing to come down to DC in mid May?</p>

<p>Also, I may have a date lined up, but my friend is fixing me up with his ex, so that's bound to be awkward (especially since I've never met her).</p>

<p>go new zealand...</p>

<p>I don't know, I'll have to ask her Venkat, but you're interested?</p>

<p>Honestly, I'm just joking. I'll probably go stag like all my friends and steal someone else's date. To think I'm taking a majority junior class for nothing.</p>

<p>Darn it, I know you were just joking, but I still wanted you to say yes so that I could do something. Thanks a lot!!!!!</p>

<p>Fine, fix me up with her. What's the worst that can happen?</p>

<p>I just want to know if she has anything before it goes too far.</p>

<p>Who won the World Cup last time?</p>

<p>No, you already told me you're joking. It is not going to work now, thanks anyway.</p>

<p>No, I'm that desperate. Really I am.</p>

<p>(This is really sad now and I'm tempted not to post. O well...)</p>

<p>No, no, no...I think it worked anyway. Mission accomplished--I think. This girl is definitely easy, but definitely smart, so I think it has already worked! Anyhow, I'll tell you if she can come to DC just for your prom in May.</p>

<p>I wonder where this will go...</p>

<p>so, who won the World Cup last time?</p>

<p>What do you mean Venkat? You sound like a smart guy yourself, gee, CC has so many smart people.</p>

<p>CC actually has lots of stupid people who study to the point where they appear smart, but actually are not.</p>

<p>ha ha. Like me....</p>

<p>I judged a person very incorrectly.</p>

<p>And that is why you, VENKAT, are smart, thanks for proving it VENKAT.</p>

<p>I'm smart? I'm not even in the top 5% of my high school class. My SAT scores are average for my college, and I say tons of stupid things. I guess I am a freakin genius.</p>

<p>Indeed you are. 'Cause you are basically like me, and I know for fact that I am a genius</p>