<p>psssshhhhh.... pfffftttt........</p>
<p>fizix.... i just realized that your name says physics. hahahaha i feel stupid :p</p>
<p>She says she's no good with words but I'm worse
Barely stuttered out
"A joke of a romantic" or stuck to my tongue
Weighed down with words too over-dramatic
Tonight it's "it can't get much worse"
Vs. "no one should ever feel like.."</p>
<p>I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by</p>
<p>[Whispered:] We're going into D-Minor</p>
<p>Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me</p>
<p>You always fold just before you're found out
Drink up its last call
Last resort
But only the first mistake and I...</p>
<p>I'm two quarters and a heart down
And I don't want to forget how your voice sounds
These words are all I have so I'll write them
So you need them just to get by</p>
<p>Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress, love</p>
<p>Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead
Dance, this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me</p>
<p>Why don't you show me the little bit of spine
You've been saving for his mattress (mattress, mattress)
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me</p>
<p>Dance, Dance
We're falling apart to half time
Dance, Dance
And these are the lives you'd love to lead</p>
<p>Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love (way they'd love)
Dance this is the way they'd love
If they knew how misery loved me</p>
<p>Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance
Dance, Dance</p>
<p>dance , dance ^^</p>
<p>i love that song.</p>
<p>i just realized i posted at 1:23 PM</p>
<p>That makes me wicked happy</p>
<p>I love that song too. But don't tell anyone.</p>
<p>l'amour est enfant de boheme. il n'a jamais jamais connu de loi. si tu ne m'aime pas, je t'aime. si je t'aime, prend garde a toi!</p>
<p>i refuse to let this thread die before it accomplishes its goal</p>
<p>This thread is nearing its mid-life crisis.</p>
<p>I like pasta.</p>
<p>I thought this thread was dead. O well.</p>
<p>Please sleep, my darling, sleep
Your cry for inspiration
Never reaches ears on distant stars
And every night, our lonely planet
Slides across the universe
and I won't pretend I understand</p>
<p>Please sleep, my darling, sleep
Your death by information
Won't disturb the peace on distant stars
And even when you lock the door
Slide behind the other shades
There won't be so many strangers anymore</p>
<p>Fall sleep with the windows open
Follow me when the worst is said and done
so close your eyes and see me
a little death makes life more meaningful
but it's still a little</p>
<p>Please, sleep my darling, sleep
Your car crashed in slow motion
And I set the pace on distant stars
And one by one the years
Have all gone slower as the moments pass
So please hold on, please hold on</p>
<p>Fall sleep with the windows open
Follow me when the worst is said and done
so close your eyes and see me
a little death makes life more meaningful
but it's still a little</p>
<p>May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..</p>
<p>Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {<em>vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga</em>} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {<em>SLURP</em>}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{<em>EWWW!</em>} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes </p>
<p>I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up? </p>
<p>Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
<strong><em>, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little *</em></strong><em>, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {</em>AHHH!<em>}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {</em>bzzzt<em>}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a *</em>* like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me! </p>
<p>I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up? </p>
<p>I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {<em>ERR</em>} I just **** it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{<em>HACH</em>} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a ****!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? </p>
<p>I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?</p>
<p>so has this thread turned into the "post really long song lyrics so that people have to scroll way down" thread?</p>
<p>Guess so Vegan. Why don't you post vegan recipes on here?</p>
<p>lol, maybe I should.</p>
<p>I must post song lyrics. What song, what song....</p>
<p>I'm doin' this tonight,
You're probably gonna start a fight.
I know this can't be right.
Hey baby come on,
I loved you endlessly,
When you weren't there for me.
So now it's time to leave and make it alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...</p>
<p>Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye</p>
<p>(Oh, Oh)
Just hit me with the truth,
Now, girl you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Baby come on
I live for you and me,
And now I really come to see,
That life would be much better once you're gone.</p>
<p>I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
Baby, bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
Baby Bye, bye, bye...
Bye Bye
Don't really wanna make it tough,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Baby, bye, bye, bye</p>
<p>I'm giving up I know for sure
I don't wanna be the reason for your love no more
Bye Bye
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
Don't wanna be the loser and I've had enough</p>
<p>Don't wanna be your fool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you behind
Bye, bye, bye...</p>
<p>I don't wanna make it tough (wanna make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (Bye, bye baby...)
Bye, Bye
Don't wanna be a fool for you
Just another player in your game for two (I don't wanna be your fool)
But it ain't no lie
Baby bye, bye, bye...</p>
<p>Don't really wanna make it tough (don't really wanna make it tough),
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (that I had enough).
Might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Bye, bye, bye</p>
<p>^I used to have this song engraved in my memory. Not that I liked NSYNC, but when the song is played 20 times an hour on the radio, you start to remember stuff.</p>
<p>. kul</p>
<p>^ kul</p>
<p>Me too. Still is engraved.</p>