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<p>True story. Alas, poor Les was despondently referring to the cumulative jail time served by the Honey Badger and his stoned compatriots, as reported in the last week’s installment of Tales From the LSU Police Blotter. ;)</p>
<p>* There was a creepy voice on the other end that sounded vaguely like Les Miles. The voice said, “3 days.”*</p>
<p>Just 3 more days until LSU-Delusion ends. That said, I’m sure a little therapy with Dr. Malanai could put an immediate end to their magical-thinking.</p>
<p>Exhibit A: [Ex-LSU</a> QB Jordan Jefferson in jail after his bond revoked - NCAA Football - SI.com](<a href=“http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/10/30/jordan-jefferson-jailed.ap/index.html?sct=cf_t2_a14]Ex-LSU”>http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/football/ncaa/10/30/jordan-jefferson-jailed.ap/index.html?sct=cf_t2_a14)</p>
<p>J.J.‘s attorney: "Jordan is a humble, fine young man and looks forward to putting all this behind him.’'</p>
<p>Uh, yeah. A real portrait in leadership. No wonder you guys couldn’t find the end zone last January.</p>
<p>^^</p>
<p>I wonder if he still has that dazed look that he had after numerous plays - the worst one was after he threw that shovel-pass interception. He looked like he was on drugs then. I’ve seen that look on children when they first wake up and don’t know where they are.</p>
<p>Y’all really are an arrogant bunch. You act like your team is invincible. We’ll see how it plays out. Gonna be an electric atmosphere on Sat night.</p>
<p>Roll Tide, slippy. It’s going to be a great game. You kneaux we kneaux the Tigers are fully capable of taking this one. See you at the post mortum Sunday morning. :)</p>
<p>*Y’all really are an arrogant bunch. *</p>
<p>lol…hey, this is the Bama forum. You’ll probably find reverse smack on the LSU forum. ;)</p>
<p>m2ck,</p>
<p>You been to the LSU board on CC lately? Crickets…</p>
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<p>Yipes, where’s my spell checker when I need it? See y’all at the postmortem Sunday morning.</p>
<p>Hey Malanai: This article did not in the least surprise me! Which leads to some other suppositions that also now make sense!! Just saying. [BBC</a> News - Curiosity Mars rover finds soil similar to Hawaii’s](<a href=“http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20151789]BBC”>Curiosity Mars rover finds soil similar to Hawaii's - BBC News)</p>
<p>I also went on the LSU forum just to see what they were saying about the game, etc. Not much if anything! I went back 100 days and it appears they are limited to 3 threads per month. Kind of sad when the barners (Auburn) have more threads than your flagship university. </p>
<p>Slippery 2009, 2011 and TBD: Not arrogant. Self assured! </p>
<p>RTR</p>
<p>slippy… a friend sent this to me today…
[Alabama</a> vs. LSU Has History Of Predicting Winner Of Presidential Election - FanSided - An Independent Sports Blog Network](<a href=“http://fansided.com/2012/11/01/alabama-vs-lsu-has-history-of-predicting-winner-of-presidential-election/]Alabama”>http://fansided.com/2012/11/01/alabama-vs-lsu-has-history-of-predicting-winner-of-presidential-election/)</p>
<p>ahpimommy… Thanks. Is there any doubt now that Bama needs to throw this game?</p>
<p>It’s a good thing I don’t believe that the outcome of this game could determine who wins the election! I’d hate to cheer on LSU. :)</p>
<p>Ha! Now I’ve got two big reasons to root for Alabama ;)</p>
<p>Same here Rob!!</p>
<p>Roll Tide!</p>
<p>I don’t know which I which would be the happiest effect of an LSU victory: Romney winning the White House, or having every Alabama fan’s Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Kwanzaa ruined due the collapse of a perfect season. </p>
<p>Eh, who am I kidding. I would trade #1 for #2 in a heartbeat.</p>
<p>Lovemykids2…</p>
<p>I totally agree!</p>
<p>Thank goodness there really isn’t a cause and effect to this game, and this year will demonstrate that.</p>
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<p>Roll Tide!</p>
<p>Don’t forget Hanukkah, slippy. Trouble is, the Tide’s gonna Roll!</p>
<p>I can just see the POTUS sitting on the floor of the Oval Office in a lotus position, doing his morning meditation and repeatedly chanting his new mantra, "Oh, 'Bama . . . Oh, 'Bama . . . Oh, 'Bama . . . "</p>
<p>In case anyone doesn’t know it, deep deep down Slippy has a heart as big at a tiger, or in this case maybe as big as Big Al! He will be housing and feeding Bama faithful including my son this weekend and even allowing those in crimson to see the game with him. Be kind to him, he needs to vent. He is on a donut diet today, but will probably have o east crow by 11PM Saturday night. I just hope he doesn’t resort to eating his young by Sunday.</p>