<p>To preface, I admit that I am at fault for committing one or two of these petulant acts, but bear with me... this is meant to be jocular and nothing vindictive or misanthropic. (Look at what the SATs are doing to me... sigh...)</p>
<ol>
<li>What are my chances?</li>
<li>Should I retake my 790 Math II/Biology/US History/Chemistry/Physics?</li>
<li>Should I retake my 2300+ SAT I?</li>
<li>Are these extracurriculars unfocused/scattered/bad/unimpressive?</li>
<li>I'm in eighth grade... how can I get into Harvard?</li>
<li>Why does everyone hate Penn?</li>
<li>Why can't Asians get into HYP?</li>
<li>Isn't it racist how URMs can get in without being smart?</li>
<li>Does it hurt your chances if you don't take the SATs/get 5 recommendations instead of 6/haven't earned every possible leadership position in school/have less than 5,000 hours of community service/are Asian?</li>
<li>OMG HELP MY __________ IS _<strong><em>!!! WHAT THE _</em></strong> DO I DO???</li>
<li>Should I do the ACT or SAT?</li>
<li>What looks better? ____ or ____?</li>
<li>Chance me for hotkiss, thx bbs<3</li>
<li>Does my A- hurt my chances at Yale?</li>
<li>Rate my schedule!</li>
<li>Rate my essay!</li>
<li>Rate my test scores!</li>
<li>Rate my life!</li>
<li>Princeton Class of 2023 Hopefuls!</li>
<li>Do I need to visit colleges... even though I'm applying there... to spend four or more years of my life there... huhhh??</li>
<li>Should I pick Harvard or Yale? Or ASU?</li>
<li>I failed health/driver's ed/P.E./lunch!!! WHAT DO I DO?!</li>
<li>Will Dartmouth rescind my admission? I just got a B+.</li>
<li>Can I pretend to be gay?</li>
<li>Can I pretend to be black?</li>
<li>Is being well-rounded bad?</li>
<li>Help! My "D" or "S" is _!</li>
<li>How can I get into TASP or RSI?</li>
<li>Penn ED is easy to get into, right? Right?</li>
<li>Anyone else put more than 12 ECs on the common app?</li>
<li>Harvard vs. Yale vs. Princeton</li>
<li>OMG GUESS WHAT PRINCETON DID!</li>
<li>How do I get an internship?</li>
<li>How can I win Intel/Siemens?</li>
<li>I want to win USABO/USNCO... what should I do?</li>
<li>Does Harvard care about my book prize?</li>
<li>If I go to CTY will HYP rid me off as a rich kid?!</li>
<li>Should I self-study ___ to impress ______?</li>
<li>Should I take as many standardized tests as possible to demonstrate my obsession with grades and scores and not any pure academic interest?</li>
<li>Is this a match? Or a reach? Or a safety (ahem... Johns Hopkins)?</li>
<li>My interviewer hated me... waaaa!</li>
<li>Why did the USNWR say my dream school... is only... sixth?! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!</li>
<li>Is there really only one Ivy in NYC? Damn.</li>
<li>How to get to Harvard Medical School? (by a high schooler)</li>
<li>Do colleges know how bad my high school sucks and how totally unfair all the teachers are?</li>
<li>Can I lie to colleges? Will they ever find out?</li>
<li>Should I be an honest person with integrity?</li>
<li>What's the best prep book for __?</li>
<li>Will an Ivy League school help me make a lot of money?</li>
<li>I don't want my kid to bug me nor do I want to deal with him/her at home... chances for BS?</li>
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<p>Feel free to add as you please.</p>