<p>my abnormally long</p>
<p>tail that hung</p>
<p>between my voluptuous</p>
<p>handmaidens and peons</p>
<p>. Four hours later</p>
<p>I realized this</p>
<p>cancereous causing monkey</p>
<p>was hooting like</p>
<p>paris hilton's puppy</p>
<p>who's name I</p>
<p>decided to forget.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, at the</p>
<p>brothel's back doors</p>
<p>I decided to</p>
<p>do something called:</p>
<p>run like heck</p>
<p>because I ate</p>
<p>roadkill. Squirrels taste</p>
<p>deliciously like lobster.</p>
<p>Oddly enough, though,</p>