<p>logging on to</p>
<p>college confidential in</p>
<p>my silk pyjamas</p>
<p>and bunny slippers</p>
<p>I saw that</p>
<p>something must change.</p>
<p>I resolved to</p>
<p>escape from prison</p>
<p>with the blessing</p>
<p>of the jailer</p>
<p>and thirteen English</p>
<p>gang leaders, I</p>
<p>knew that various</p>
<p>manatees would lick</p>
<p>my prison cell :D</p>
<p>clean as snow.</p>
<p>So I decided</p>
<p>,against my will,</p>
<p>to kill the</p>
<p>angry pop-tart that (I'm counting pop-tart as one word)</p>