<p>which had magical</p>
<p>powers of observation</p>
<p>, calculator abilities, and</p>
<p>x-ray vision too.</p>
<p>Luckily for me,</p>
<p>I blew up.</p>
<p>The next day</p>
<p>I reincarnated as</p>
<p>Jesus himself. Then</p>
<p>out of nowhere</p>
<p>, a flying squirrel</p>
<p>crashed into a</p>
<p>catastrophically catastrophic catastrophe.</p>
<p>Namely, a large</p>
<p>internal combustion engine.</p>
<p>Luckily I was</p>
<p>not combusted. SHAZAM!</p>
<p>described my dismay!</p>
<p>What else could</p>
<p>go horribly wrong?</p>