<p>and had spewed</p>
<p>red hot liquid</p>
<p>which tasted like</p>
<p>three day old</p>
<p>internal combustion engines!</p>
<p>.It was time</p>
<p>to fly to /<em>comment</em>/</p>
<p>venus and say:</p>
<p>"Curse combustion engines!"</p>
<p>and then cast</p>
<p>various purple pumpkins</p>
<p>and throw them</p>
<p>at combustion engines.</p>
<p>My combustion engines</p>
<p>instantaneously combusted themselves.</p>
<p>So I cried</p>
<p>tears of joy!</p>
<p>My mutated pumpkins...</p>
<p>One day I will find a box full of dom perignon '53 and then I will smoke a big cuban cigar and have dirty fattening food from McDonald's. While eating... three sandwitched from Subway, I will call my teacher a meanie and spit in her red, flowing hair. While contemplating the reason why pigs aren't considered aliens, I thought of naming my pigStewart. Then I ate him at four o'clock. Unbelievably, he was indigestible, but the hospital did not care. My spleen was eaten by a reckless, wandering landshark. So I opted to hide in cyberspace. But, a virus overtook me immediately. Fortunately, my rabbit jumped out of a top hat oddly fast. The pizza I ate had only mushrooms which had magical powers of observation, calculator abilities, and x-ray vision too. Luckily for me, I blew up. The next day I reincarnated as Jesus himself. Then out of nowhere , a flying squirrel crashed into a catastrophically catastrophic catastrophe. Namely, a large internal combustion engine. Luckily I was not combusted. SHAZAM! described my dismay! What else could go horribly wrong? Absolutely nothing! But **** the police, I like llamas! I used to.. have time to tell stories, like this. Yesterday, I went to the dumpster outside my intergalactic space station. There, I found nothing and suffocated. But then I ,being Jesus Christ, walked on water (even though there is none in space) and created a ridiculously large cheese head. Go Packers!!! I yelled as I whipped her and then she kissed me on the lips and told me how small the world seemed that night. I raped her ...just joking! But I'm not really doing Differential Calculus. instead, I'm making a peanut butter internal combustion engine! Then I saw someone had already invented it. I began to cry because it died in my mother's father's bed and had spewed red hot liquid which tasted like three day old internal combustion engines! .It was time to fly to venus and say: "Curse combustion engines!" and then cast various purple pumpkins and throw them at combustion engines. My combustion engines instantaneously combusted themselves. So I cried tears of joy! My mutated pumpkins conquered the Universe.</p>
<p>It's a masterpiece. :D</p>
<p>conquered the Universe.</p>