to do and not to do at parties..

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<p>Lack of coordination and memory is just drunk, not medical attention. I would not be pleased if a "friend" took me to a hospital for that.</p>

<p>thanks for answering, but I cannot find that button</p>

<p>I finally did thanks again FFA girl</p>

<p>I disagree, Neverborn... or maybe you've just never seen a really, really drunk person. </p>

<p>Last year, my friends carried my roommate into my apartment. She could not walk on her own; she could not hold her head up; her limbs were floppy; she could not remember where she was and could not see. The "floppiness" is more than lack of coordination - I've been drunk and clumsy but always able to move myself. Roomie, on the other hand, was unable to do anything... I had to hold her body up and her head up so she wouldn't choke when she threw up. Not talking about holding hair back here - talking about holding up 110 lbs of human whose neck was like a rag doll.</p>

<p>It was scary. If you see that in someone, get them medical attention. If you don't want your friends getting you help for being drunk, don't get that drunk and appreciate people who care about you.</p>

<p>DON'T
be a random gdi at fraternity parties (unless you are seriously considering rushing) drinking alcohol for which we pay and sketching out girls</p>

<p>Some Do's include:
-Drive to the party, even if you drink, its always good to have your own mode of transportation
-If the host if female, tell her she has a nice rack, and if its a guy, tell him he has a big package. Hosts love that sort of thing
-When someone passes out, usually you should either draw on their face, or my personal favorite, duck tape them to the floor.
-If you are a random person at the party and no one knows who you are, you can get away with what would normally be considered inappropriate groping. In college, its all fun and games!
-My advice would be to go on an empty stomach, since then you'll have more room for the alcohol the host has been so kind to provide for you. It's out there because they want you to drink it!
-Make sure you always leave with some sort of momento, some sort of trinket from the host's house/frat/dorm. You probably won't remember what you did the next morning without it!
-Never bring condoms. If you are lucky enough to get this far, why spoil it? If a girl asks if you're wearing one, say, "I think so but I'm not promising anything." If she's drunk enough to have sex with you, she'll probably accept this as a perfectly fine answer. </p>

<p>And those are just some of the thing you can do to have a good time</p>

<p>Great advice. I like the duct taping.</p>

<p>girls, try not to drink anything that you didn't pour yourself</p>

<p>Don't set a drink down and leave it unattended.</p>

<p>dont
die
lose your cell phone
lose your debit card
get your id taken
drink the water cup on the pong table
get in fights
**** block people (unless its a necessity)</p>

<p>do
get drunk
hook up with members of the opposite sex or same sex (if your into that)
play beer pong
dance even if you suck (nobody cares how good/bad a dancer you are)
talk to members of the opposite sex (dont be shy)</p>

<p>That's a pretty good list, clemson.</p>

<p>One of my teammates on the track team is transfering to Clemson next year, I will try to make it down there sometime to party in South Carolina.</p>