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<p>Alrite. I pmed you crazy cats.</p>

<p>hmm.........now i can't find it. idk, maybe i was wrong. i thought i spotted 1 or 2, though. oh, well. if they're not there all the better! </p>

<p>anyway, though, there's two r's in Florrp, bro</p>

<p>oh, Florp is just a word I made up.</p>

<p>Can you send it to me too?</p>

<p>it was just a joke, E, lol</p>

<p>oh..........you tricky bastard</p>

<p>Hmmm...this whole twisted thing's got me interested. If you'll pm me, I'd love to read "The Ring of college essays." Although, if I die, and don't get to go to Penn, I will come for you in the afterlife.</p>

<p>I want to read it too. What IS this thing?</p>

<p>...it must be interesting considering you're on your third page of readers; PM it to me too!</p>

<p>interesting=understatement</p>

<p>i'd luv to read it please pm me</p>

<p>Well, if not interesting, then certainly offensive. Either way, it's loads off fun for a cheap price.</p>

<p>THERE!!! /&lt;/p>

<p>i knew there were typos!</p>

<p>razzin' ;)</p>

<p>haha, loads "off" fun</p>

<p>YOU METICULOUS FREAK</p>

<p>Kaploink!...</p>

<p>Well, the essay really wasn't "kinky" I just send that so all you pubescent adolescents would want to read it...and it worked! 3 pages...you guys need to get laid...now</p>

<p>haha. it was semi-sorta-quasi-kinky</p>

<p>only the adult novels</p>

<p>and the joke centred on genitalia</p>

<p>Also, the lesbians making out in paragraph three</p>