Top 10 Things Overheard at Exeter/Andover Revisit Days (tongue-in-cheek)

<p>*** created this separate thread per DC's request ***</p>

<p>Went to revisit days at both Exeter and Andover. Amazing schools, no doubt about it.</p>

<p>Just to have some fun, here are my tongue-in-cheek impressions of the revisits. You would be surprised how many were actual words from admission officers / faculty members.</p>

<p>Top 10 Things Overheard at the Exeter Revisit Day:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>Forget Andover, Deerfield or St. Pauls. They don't have Harkness Table. Lawrenceville? Their Harkess Table is fake. They haven't even figured out what wood to use yet.</p></li>
<li><p>Who cares about AP? We have Harkness Table. College Admissions? Do you really think that any self-respecting colleges would consider a non-Harkness student over a Harkness student? </p></li>
<li><p>Q - I saw only a few students were actively participating in today's Math class.
A - This is the first week of the Spring term. They are not in Harkness mood yet.</p></li>
<li><p>Q - I saw only a few students were actively participating in today's Physics class.
A - Many students were intimated by all you parents sitting in the classroom.</p></li>
<li><p>Q - I saw only a few students were actively participating in today's Chemistry class.
A - Don't be fooled by uninitiated eyes. Most of them were silently engaging in intense discussions using telepathy.</p></li>
<li><p>Q - The Ornithology class I went seemed just like any other lecture-style classes.
A - Did you notice that the table is oval? Isn't it fascinating that you can study birds Harkness style?</p></li>
<li><p>Why do we need a student support system? Harkness students know when and where to get help. If no help is available, they will form self-help groups themselves.</p></li>
<li><p>Harkness method is just one of the many teaching methods? Are you saying the Holy Bible is only one of the many books? Harkness Table must be worshipped. Heretics will be expelled to You-Know-Where in Massachusetts.</p></li>
<li><p>You can discuss and debate anything you want around the Harkness Table as long as it's not about the Harkness Table. </p></li>
<li><p>Harkness Table = Solution to Anything and Everything; Exeter = Harkness Table; Any Questions?</p></li>
</ol>

<p>Top 10 Things Overheard at the Andover Revisit Day:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>We never say Andover is the best school. The best school is where your kids will attend, and that's Andover.</p></li>
<li><p>We only admit nice kids. Repeat after me: I AM nice, I AM nice, …</p></li>
<li><p>Your choice is between boarding and not boarding. Since you applied, you already made the decision.</p></li>
<li><p>Other schools? What other schools?</p></li>
<li><p>Did I say we only admit nice kids?</p></li>
<li><p>A school is not measured by how many presidents, senators, judges, Nobel-prize winners it educated. At Andover, You are tomorrow's presidents, senators, judges and Nobel-prize winners.</p></li>
<li><p>Did I say Presidents of the United States?</p></li>
<li><p>Campus safety? Your daughters and sons will be practically living in a bubble for the next 4 years. </p></li>
<li><p>If you don't reply by noon Eastern Time on April 10th, your place will be immediately offered at 12:01pm to one of the thousands of students who are eagerly awaiting. You and your kid will then be regretting for the rest of your life. </p></li>
<li><p>You will either accept our admission offer or you are out of your mind. The decision is yours, and we completely respect your decision.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>This is hilarious. Thank you for sharing. It even seems like HYPS AOs would feel the same.</p>

<p>I saw this in the other post, love it! so true too!</p>

<p>This is hilarious (and hits pretty close to the mark!) Thanks for posting!</p>

<p>lol nice!!!</p>

<p>Thank you for this, Tolkien–perfect! :D</p>

<p>So, if we are choosing between two golden retrievers, Andover is like the handsome, who runs around and charms you, saying “Look I am wonderful, and I love YOU”! Exeter is like the pretty, who stands in its usual graceful pose, saying “Look I am beautiful, and you should love me”!</p>

<p>so funny. thanks</p>

<p>Joking aside, these two schools share a pretty similar application pools and have a substantial amount of cross-admits. The culture, campus feeling and student body are similar. Exeter’s revisit day had more flexibility and was less structured. There were opportunities for parents to interact one-on-one with staffs and faculties, and you got to sit in more than one real classes. Andover’s was more comprehensive, better organized, and answered parents’ questions more to the point. The student talent show the night before was a real treat.</p>

<p>If you don’t have a preference going into revisits, I’d say you kids will be happy at either school. Think about it, if only one of them admits him/her, he/she would be happily accepting the offer without thinking twice.</p>

<p>Completely.Hilarious. Loved it! Thanks for putting it on.
And bshope3, I totally agree…</p>

<p>Tolkien, Thank you, YES!!! Funny and true.</p>

<p>So true. I think I actually heard Exeter #3 when I was there! It was phrased less bluntly, of course, but still. ^^
Here’s another one: Andover- Andover isn’t for everyone. But it’s for you. REGISTER. NOW.
^^</p>

<p>I laughed and definately felt exeters revisit day was like that, although I did not feel that from Andover! Good post though!</p>

<p>OH MY GOD, THE “NICE” TALK.</p>

<p>You start to laugh at the “only admitting nice kids” thing once school actually starts, and people start realizing that their “prospective classmates” are real people.</p>

<p>Bump up for 2013 crowd.</p>

<p>Oh god I love this</p>

<p>This made my day after crying my eyes out because of Andover+exeter waitlist xD</p>

<p>This is great - people should add to this for other schools. At least two or three comments for each school.</p>

<p>^^said several times at Exeter revisit day by Tom Hassan and Michael Gary-- “Exeter isn’t for everyone. If it isn’t that is fine. Go to the school that is right for you. If that is Exeter, we’ll be delighted; if it isn’t, we understand.”</p>

<p>Haha this is great! I got into Andover but didn’t apply to Exeter. Can not wait to hear some of this stuff! Hahaha thanks for posting.</p>