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<li>The professors believe that your minds are beautiful. And they are happy to give you the benefit of all their years of study. They will point you to that obscure fragment of Ovid that just perfectly demonstrates your theory.</li>
<li>The campus is beautiful.</li>
<li>The alumni organization is the best in the world. After you graduate you will, mark my words, attend your 25th Reunion and tears will come to your eyes as you round the bend of the final curve of the P-Rade and you see all those enthusiastic kids waving banners and cheering for your class, even though by then you will be middle-aged and not generally prone to parading.</li>
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