<p>You can't go wrong, so flip a coin if you can't decide. Heads = Stanford, Tales = Yale.</p>
<p>Go to Stanford. The weather in California definitely beats those horrendously cold, artic winters at Yale. (I heard if you go out for a jog at subzero temperatures your lung's alveoli will be torn to shreds and you'll DIE a HORRIBLE and PAINFUL DEATH!!) Why take that risk at Yale? </p>
<p>I also heard that New Haven is a violent ghetto. Do you want to walk down the street, simply minding your own business, when some deranged crack junkie stabs you in the back?! And if that happens in the winter time, you'll have to decide between either getting stabbed and shot by the aforementioned crack junkie, or attempting to run away and suffer a ripped up lung from the arse-biting cold. </p>
<p>Go to Stanford and live dude. You're too young to die!</p>