<p>I’ll keep it somewhat short, but you are amusing.</p>
<p>Do you even bother to read what you write? I’m sorry, but your son (and I can see you agree with him) cannot refer to rural schools as “Bumblef<strong>k” and be expressing anything other than disdain for a vast swath of this country and the world. One can express a preference for cities, or a desire not to go rural, but when you invoke the “Bumblef</strong>k” term, you’re hostile. </p>
<p>In addition, we have the “can’t be too conservative” requirement, but we’re not talking BYU or Liberty U conservative, we seem to be defining “conservative” as anything to the right of Noam Chomsky. But then it can’t be “too hippie” either, or have people who enjoy meditation, Eastern religions, or nature. And he regards his fellow students papers as “pathetic”, yet he’s an underachiever who wishes to be challenged by “an exchange of idea”. Apparently he wishes to be challenged by an echo chamber, because he’s doing everything he can to avoid ideas and people that are different from him.</p>
<p>Why does your son even want to go to college? He doesn’t need to because apparently he already knows everything. He seems to have the intellectual curiosity of a turnip, what with all of his (and your) demands about not want to have to study foreign language or math or maybe just a little science. No wonder it’s difficult for you to find a liberal arts college, they teach a liberal arts curriculum there! Look up the definition, it’s the last thing you want, because liberal arts is all about learning about everything, not just some narrow area of concentration that you currently enjoy. It’s about opening your mind to new ideas, engaging in debate, exploring subjects you’ve never thought about, pushing your boundaries, challenging your own ideas, meeting people different from yourself, seeing how the other half lives, being surprised by a new discovery, understanding that different doesn’t mean bad, living and letting live. </p>
<p>In short, it’s everything you’re trying to avoid.</p>
<p>Maybe your son needs a new school, and I wish him well in that endeavor, but what he really needs is a new attitude.</p>