<p>"Fine. I'll call you "dude" and grunt in your general direction while scratching my she-man balls."</p>
<p>I think I just lost my heterosexuality.</p>
<p>Good. Fewer distractions. You'll get better grades.</p>
<p>PS. Some women do have balls - metaphorical ones, if you wish. We're not all wilting wallflowers who are afraid to have an opinion.</p>