<p>Nope, I've never read it, and I never intend to read it; popular modern "teenage" lit has absolutely no appeal to me. </p>
<p>Some of my friends have read it (although a few of them can down your average 350 page novel in an hour easily, haha, so it wasn't too great a drain on their time) and said that it was a festering pile of dog****, so if I was never going to read before, I'm never EVER going to read it now... ;D</p>
<p>Ahhhh, this book can be seen in the hands of like every kid at my school! Okay, maybe not everyone, but the trend is definitely catching on. A few of my friends have told me to read it and I was thinking about it just so I could see what's so great about it. Sounds terrible to me though.</p>
<p>LOL VAMPIRES LOL SO ORIGINAL AND DARK AND EDGY
Did I forget to mention in my last post how much I hate this crap? Why do vampires always have to fight werewolves and date humans? At least most narrow genres' cliches make sense.</p>
<p>I thought it was good. But then again I go into young adult literature ("fun" books) purely for the plot. And my vocabulary isn't very amazing anyway. :X</p>
<p>And I'm a girl who loves love stories. Guys should take pointers from stuff like this and they would be perfect! Haha: a) be charming, b) be irresistibly gorgeous, c) be exciting and be kind of "dangerous," d) be genuine and romantic, e) as an added but unnecessary bonus, being really rich</p>
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a) be charming, b) be irresistibly gorgeous, c) be exciting and be kind of "dangerous," d) be genuine and romantic, e) as an added but unnecessary bonus, being really rich
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f) be really creepy stalkerish, g) be a creepy vampire, h) wth?!?</p>
<p>it was also slight sarcasm, just so you know.</p>
<p>Haha, mine was sarcastic too :]</p>
<p>lol, ok XD</p>
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shinga: Twilight! 1
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Tell me they did a summary like that for the second book...</p>
<p>Alex</p>
<p>Here's a fun drinking game:</p>
<p>Whilst reading Twilight, take a drink every time Stephenie Meyer uses some adjective to describe how beautiful Edward is ("god-like, dazzling, etc."). You'll be in the hospital with your stomach being pumped by chapter seven.</p>
<p>Seriously, the woman has not met an adverb or adjective she didn't love.</p>
<p>Only in CC where I find so many Twilight haters.</p>
<p>I don't hate Twilight. It consumed my life from when I was eleven, in 2005, until this past August, when the horror known as 'Breaking Dawn' was released.</p>
<p>I do not really like the writing style because it seemed like a 12 year old wrote it.
I do not like either Edward or Bella's personality.</p>
<p>I do, however, love how hot Edward Cullen sounds.
(Hehe)</p>
<p>And here is a rather comical review of Twilight the Movie</p>
<p>'Twilight</a>' Review - Parents' Movie Guide - MSN Movies</p>
<p>I guess it's as bad as the book.</p>
<p>I read a little to see what the hype was about; then the awful writing made my eyes bleed.</p>
<p>Yet I want to see the movie out of curiosity...</p>
<p>Horribly written, but very cute and very very veeeery cheesy. I liked it, but some parts were almost painful to read. ): I had to force myself to get through Eclipse.</p>
<p>Boycott the Film!!!</p>
<p>Lord of the Rings -> movie = very nice movie.
Harry Potter -> movie = sorta alright movie. </p>
<p>this miswritten garbage -> movie = epic fail...</p>
<p>Ok, so I saw the movie today... Some parts were so lame that everyone in the theater was laughing. But it was entertaining regardless.</p>
<p>Twilight is one of my least favorite books. I've seldom seen worse writing: the plot is trite, and all characters are unrealistic and speak most unlike teenagers. Bella has no interests, no hobbies, no ambitions to go to college or pursue a career; all she wants is Edward, and she breaks down completely after he leaves her. She ignores all of her friends in order to be with Edward every waking (and sleeping) moment.
Twilight makes me sick.</p>
<p>^ lol... she goes to Dartmouth... I found that utterly hilarious...</p>