<p>^^Because you're in a joint degree program and they want to graduate you in 4 years.</p>
<p>My typical day as a joint-degree student (M&T)</p>
<p>Wake up and sneak into my (not work study but we'll call it that) job (usually 10 minutes late, unfortunately).
Grab lunch at a food cart. Hemo's is the best, no question.
Go to class for some number of hours. Try not to get distracted by crosswords and sudoku.
Argue with a professor after class.
Grab dinner at Qdoba or Greek Lady.
Meet up to work on a class project, or extracurricular activity.
Work on any problem sets due in the next few days.
Try to read for classes if there is time leftover in the night.</p>
<p>Rinse, repeat.</p>
<p>when you say grab lunch, you mean to say overeat copiously right?</p>
<p>Typical day in the life of mengcheng:</p>
<p>wake up
eat
go to a class
eat
complain about life
eat
complain about the future
eat
go to friend's room
eat
talk to girlfriend
eat
leave
eat
complain about getting fat
eat
cry
eat</p>
<p>whats your bmi, jon?</p>
<p>you forgot to add meng's thrice-daily masturbation</p>
<p>^That requires genitalia.</p>
<p>it's not masturbation if your sister helps me with it John</p>
<p>well played</p>
<p>Your cousin is next, come hell or high water or restraining orders.</p>
<p>she's chinese, hot, and 5'7</p>
<p>tell me that combination isn't rare</p>
<p>odds of being related to meng cheng and hot: 1 in 1000</p>
<p>However with 1.4 billion people related to mengcheng that still leaves 1400. I could opt for 'two chicks at the same time' 700 times and not get the same experience twice...or would it be (1400x1399)/2</p>
<p>today I got up at 7 am (not usual at all)
went online
read from 8 to 9
showered and shaved and whatnot
ate breakfast
had Anthropology class from 1030 to 12
ate lunch from cafe spice express
went to a teachers office hour at 1:30 to talk about my paper
had class from 2-3 (Italian)
skipped my 3 to 4:30 Math class because we were going over the test and I got an A on it
so I sat outside and read a novel instead and got some color
then i started writing the paper I talked to my teacher about
ate dinner
went to a guest speaker from 7 to 9
finished my paper</p>
<p>now its 2 am and I can't sleep. yay</p>
<p>"Sorry if this seems stupid, but what exactly are the food carts?"</p>
<p>You know that episode of the Simpsons where Homer goes to the World Trade Center and buys a Crab Juice instead of a Mountain Dew.</p>
<p>It's like that, except people actually really get food from them - there's a good 20-30 trailers parked around Penn's campus serving everything from hot dogs to Chinese food to Mexican food, crepes etc. Cheapest food on campus, and some of them are actually pretty good if you don't think about the likely sanitary conditions. I recommend Hemo's.</p>
<p>Bui's on 38th street next to 1920 Commons is also very good</p>
<p>I like the fruit stand on 37th and Spruce.</p>
<p>I live by the Magic Carpet. There's two locations - 34th and walnut, and 36th and spruce.</p>
<p>get the bella donna, its the best.</p>
<p>Is the crepe truck still on Spruce between the two quad gates? That guy was awesome.</p>
<p>Yeah the crepe truck is there. I would avoid Khan's Hot dog truck. The guy is a creepass.</p>
<p>Oh god, the Khan truck.</p>
<p>"You want a hot dog."
"Yes."
"I give you a hot dog."
"Yes, thank you."
"I miss eating hot dogs."
"...."
"Would you like me to rub some mustard on this hot dog?"
"Actually I'd better go."</p>