UChicago EA Applicants 2018

<p>Read my essays :(</p>

<p>I stand by what I said; if I get in, International95 is getting in with me</p>

<p>In, y’all hear </p>

<p>IN.</p>

<p>And now I’m nervous again.</p>

<p>and here i am just chilling at <a href="http://www./r/polandball%5B/url%5D">http://www./r/polandball</a></p>

<p>Omg my nervousness knows no bounds lol I’ve been riverdancing for the past hour to expel some of this annoying energy (the rest is directed at marshmellowish, praising her brilliance!)</p>

<p>Mine is just building up as I’m stuck behind a cash register… doing nothing… ugh</p>

<p>@WisconsinDebater: Can we exchange essays? :$$$$ This applies to all CCers, by the way. I’m sure all your essays are really good and then I will spend my days being jealous of your mad writing skills</p>

<p>@Torvor: Hush, Mr. Dedicated Novelist-slash-Volunteer. Hush.</p>

<p>@Skyrior: If that’s a reference to Countryballs, I will love you forever </p>

<p>@International95: LET’S RIVERDANCE TOGETHER ONE TWO THREE FOUR ONE TWO THREE FOUR</p>

<p>@Marshmellowish But… but… I like the look of my forum posts…</p>

<p>@Torvor: We all like the style and content of your posts, now relax pls, there’s a dear. :D</p>

<p>Does anyone know what time late afternoon means? It’s so vague!!</p>

<p>@Marshmellowish Hmmph</p>

<p>@thbrazzle there isn’t a set time that I know of, but people said in the past it was 3pm-4pm central</p>

<p>@everyone So where are you all located? I’m actually just 60 miles due west of Chicago.</p>

<p>@marshmellowish </p>

<p>yeah, i love countryballs</p>

<p>OMGOMGOMOGOMOGMOGMOMOMGOMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGM stop talking about essays, my writing skills are crap :(</p>

<p>and to see people like torvor being a sir while i write like a brickhead lol</p>

<p><em>hands Torvor a virtual cookie</em> </p>

<p>@Torvor: 7,806 miles from Chicago. I know, such a short distance pffffft</p>

<p>@Skyrior: OH YESH AND YOU’RE IN HONG KONG OMG I LITERALLY KNOW NO ONE WHO LIKES COUNTRYBALLS HERE AND IKR? Though you don’t actually write like a brickhead, just saying</p>

<p>I’m p. Sure late afternoon means 12:02pm. Definitely. </p>

<p>Also, please send help. I can’t stop making up songs and singing about a UChicago decision, most of them beginning with “Please let me iiiiiiin!” Such anxious. Much worried. Wow.</p>

<p>@marlotllo: Such presh. Much love for doge. Wow. Do post your songs! We can sing them 'round the campfire while we wait and cringe and worry</p>

<p>@marshmellowish … that’s not fair. Cookies were outlawed as weapons during the Geneva Convention! I think… hold on, let me check…</p>

<p>OMG speaking of cookies, did anyone here play cookie clicker before LOL</p>

<p>@Skyrior I was making 51 billions cookies a second when I accidentally cleared my browsing history and cookies… oops…</p>

<p>@marshmellowish</p>

<p>There’s only one other guy in my grade that likes countryballs and reddit. Though tbh I think a lot of people saw polandball at least once</p>