Uh... Dentists

<p>Are you afraid of the dentists or not?
what do you think about them?
i feel like i need a root canal and i have never had a cavity before. According to my friends I will either die in that chair or have an emtional trauma for the rest of my life...</p>

<p>They’re ok, until they reach inside your mouth and yank off a band (from braces) that is (or was) being attached.</p>

<p>Also, the disrespect for my glasses got annoying.</p>

<p>They get paid for hurting you… OF course. BTW: I’ve got like 4 cavities on just my right side of my mouth ONLY!! The elft side I’ve only got like 1.</p>

<p>I perfer it over the eye doctor. It’s not too bad. I need to get another appointment set up soon though… Cleaning time is just around the corner. Now, just to remind my mother.</p>

<p>The worst part of any trip to the eye doctor is picking out glasses without a prescription and trying hard to see yourself clearly in the mirror.</p>

<p>Oh, my vision is weird, so glasses/contacts/surgery doesn’t help. (I guess I’m “mentally repressing” it…uhg) so for me I get yearly check ups just to make sure it didn’t go insane on me. My newest one thinks I’m faking it. (Ya, a 16 year old who could have a liscens is faking their vision… That would be intelligent.)</p>

<p>I get yearly checkups too. I’ll probably have one too and I’m thinking of getting contacts.</p>

<p>Oh god. My dentist has like demented taste buds. He always picks out the worst fluoride flavors for me and I can’t have a say in it because 1) the light is blinding my eyes and I can’t see the flavor before it’s too late 2) my mouth is being stretched open so everything turns into a gargle. Last time it was marshmallow. I’m still gagging. haha</p>

<p>I have no issues with my dentist or orthodontists. In fact, I like them. We just got a new orthodontist at my orthodontist place (there are usually 3 doctors there) and he’s funny. I always feel indebted to one of the other orthos because once, a while back, I got my tongue stuck to my braces somehow. It was well, well after office hours, but my orthodontist came in and took care of it. What a nice guy.</p>

<p>^ That’s really funny. That’s the braces nightmare!</p>

<p>My orthodontist was crazy. ALL of his employees were attractive young women. I just had my last appointment with him (actually one of the lower level people) yesterday, and thisis how it went:
Assistant: Now you don’t need to wear your retainer during the day!
Me: Good
A: He are your before and after pictures
Me: Umm, ok (I threw them out right when I got home)
A: Ok, that’s it!
Me; You aren’t even going to look at my teeth?
A: Nope, no need to
Me: Couldn’t we have just done this over the phone?
A: But then you couldn’t have gotten your before and after pictures
Me: Well alright, see ya</p>

<p>Ever heard of email lady? Come on now…</p>

<p>About dentists, I don’t like them because a lot of them are jerks.</p>

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<p>Former pre-meds can be jerks? I am shocked, shocked…</p>