Just for you!
We watch various popular sites to make sure nothing is breaking, but reading some of these conspiracy theories about the meaning of emails or code in our web portal is just crazy.
Focus on on that stats quiz. Take a breath. It will be okay. You’ll find out at 4 PM.
What is the subreddit called that talks abt uiuc?
can someone link it?
Why you think I gave that exercise earlier today as hard deadline? 
Applying to College (A2C)
Hey, Andy Borst the director of admissions if you are watching this you guys at the admissions office have done a great job at reviewing all the apps, adding on top of that is the research for the conspiracy theories. Guys my theory is that college confidential probably tells our emails to UIUC and then they decide on the basis of how creative our conspiracy theory is. GO ILLIN!
maybe they can give a scholarship to the student who’s theory is correct? 
Thanks just an unimportant update that I did fairly okay on the stats quiz and thanks for the good vibes. 
Wait was that the stats test he was talking about in his tweet??!!
Of course they watch. On the UVA EA CC forum a few weeks ago, there were all these “conspiracy” posts as well and they were definitely watching as people were logging into their portals and things were being updated and they were then comparing changes, but someone made a comment how it would be funny if you logged in and it said “xxxx”. I can’t remember what xxx was, but low and behold, people logged in and there was that wording. The UVA folks were having a field day laughing at all the hack conspiracies.
you must’ve done well all because of Andy Borst haha!
I think @MAKEMEANILLINI works for UIUC
what are u taking about? im confused,
Andy Borst shoutout >>>>>>>>> stats quiz
“We watch various popular sites to make sure nothing is breaking, but reading some of these conspiracy theories about the meaning of emails or code in our web portal is just crazy. Focus on on that stats quiz. Take a breath. It will be okay. You’ll find out at 4 PM.”
from Andy Borst’s recent tweet
He wished you good luck on twitter lol.
why did my stats quiz become a topic in the first place?
I think you mentioned it earlier lol
Because admissions is reading this thread and having a good laugh at how crazy everyone is being 