<p>I got this one from my physics teacher:</p>
<p>What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine?</p>
<p>A-flat minor</p>
<p>@Moodrets! i love your mathsex!!! that was the best mathsex story i ever read!! I guess you need all those calculus knowledge to understand it. lol.
did you make this mathsex story up?</p>
<p>My favorite:</p>
<p>So e^x was walking down the road one day when he saw a constant function screaming and running for his life. "What's wrong?" asked e^x. "There's a differential operator coming! If he sees me he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me!" e^x shrugged, an elitist grin on his face. "Oh, he won't bother me, I'm e to the x!" So e^x keeps walking along his merry way, and sure enough, he meets the differential operator.</p>
<p>e^x: Hi, I'm e^x!
Diff. op: Hey, I'm d/dy!</p>
<p>"CHEM NERDS: We party in the hood!" </p>
<p>My friends and I also have a variety of history lolcats that we made... they're bloody brilliant, if I do say so myself... though I can't remember the best ones right now.</p>
<p>Example: </p>
<p>"ADMIRAL LORD NELSON is on ur ship, pwning ur Frogs!"</p>
<p>Q: What is the volume of a pizza with radius z and height a?</p>
<p>A: pi z z a</p>
<p>If I were an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. </p>
<p>That is my favourite joke EVAR!</p>
<p>i liked the last two :)</p>
<p>@ post 1: it's electrons btw.</p>
<p>i like to see the love for bo burnham in this thread</p>
<p>I'm so dissappointed, no one liked my band jokes. :)</p>
<p>I guess I'm too much of a band geek.</p>
<p>Learned this in Chem.
Bond, Double Bond</p>
<p>physics joke:</p>
<p>Why did the cat fall off the roof?</p>
<p>cause it lost its mu....</p>