<h2>This op-ed (if you can call it that) in the crimson is pretty funny. When winter sets in next week in cambridge, its survival of the fittest</h2>
<p>Even before their arrival in Cambridge, the Class of 2009 had "written their exploits in the stars..." at least according to one of their facebook.com groups. With their profanity-filled groups such as the now famous "whoever said Harvard social life sucked forgot about the class of 2009" and "Freshman Guys Looking For Older Women To Take Advantage of Them," the freshmen have shown that they know nothing...</p>
<h2>Some upperclassmen just aren't as welcoming as we are. They've responded to 2009's legions of facebook whores with groups like the vicious "Holy **** the class of 2009 should perform a David Koresh-style mass suicide," complete with a Goya painting of Saturn devouring his young. A quote from the group warns first-years that prefects may "poison [their] study break fare with arsenic or tricky laxatives." We're just trying to get all of them quadded.</h2>