<p>Most of you are probably bored. Let's do something fun. Type your first name into Urban Dictionary and post the first description that comes up with your name.</p>
<p>mine-
Fine as hell, got curves in all the right places and from a 1 to 10 is a certified 20. (Usher took that from me, dont get it twisted)</p>
<p>Not exactly true..</p>
<p>mine-</p>
<p>The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.</p>
<p>This is true.</p>
<p>Matt<br>
ancient greek translation for “eternal sex-god”. It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing</p>
<p>Matthew</p>
<p>buy matthew mugs, tshirts and magnets
a sexy guy that liked the women and has a nice tooth brush
i love you matthew you so hot, i love your toothbrush</p>
<p>Note: I didn’t spell this, it was copied and pasted.</p>
<p>sexy white man</p>
<p>mine’s embarassing lol</p>
<p>A determined girl of great nature, etiquette, beauty, and intelligence. A true dime that guys want to get with. Try as they might, she is very grounded, down-to-earth, and hard-to-get. Girls envy her, but she doesn’t notice. Not only is she very easy on the eyes, but she’s also classy. In school she’s a graceful girly girl, but she’s actually very athletic and isn’t afraid to take on a challenge. She’s also a great kisser and has a nice ass.</p>
<p>Mine-- “A wonderful name that means ‘gracious giift from God’”</p>
<p>Even more fun, search “College Confidential” on UD.</p>
<p>Nicole
awesome person that is often imitated but never duplicated.
Nicole is so godly that I adore her.</p>
<p>Lindsey:
A person that you can spend hours with or talking to and you never grow tired of. They are the only person that can make you truly laugh. These individuals tend to be extremely smart and have the most beautiful smiles. Their presents cause you great joy and their absence only sadness. You only want to make them as happy as possible because their happiness is all you care about. Although you would give anything if they were yours, it will never happen. There are several reasons that you can’t be together and all you can do is dream of a life with someone that you will never have.</p>
<p>huh, <em>ego inflates</em></p>
<p>the most beautifulest girl alive she makes every guys jaw drop she has many different features to her 1 a amazing body 2 a gorgeous smile 3 eyes of an angels</p>
<p>When I UD my real name, the definitions state that I am an amazing guy, a player and a sex god (no, I’m not making this up). But I’m paranoid, so:</p>
<p>Harvey:
To have a visible and quite noticeable semi-erection when in public.</p>
<p>I can’t believe that none of the 13 definitions mention 6’3.5 white rabbits</p>
<p>“[name] is a synonym for perfectionist, kind, caring, sophisticated and a mannered guy but the one who at the same time can be called as ruthless, cruel and a sadist.”</p>
<p>lol ***. This makes no sense at all.</p>
<p>Why are people afraid to say their first name?</p>
<p>Mine is just really rare and on the off-chance that someone on CC also goes to my school…</p>
<p>College Confidential</p>
<p>Among the worst websites on the internet. A place to go where you can read about snotty geniuses who feel the need to brag in the ultimate attempt to make the “average high school student” feel pity on the themselves. An absolutely awful website that privileges and celebrates the Ivy League-Potential student, while completely forgetting about everyone else.
Jonathan from New York: Hello, my name is Jonathan from New York. I was wondering if I could get into any college in the entire universe with these ****<em>ty</em> grades and these terrible credentials. Will someone please help me!? Here goes: 5.0 GPA (on 4.0 scale); 1600 SATs; participated in every club in my high school; Started 12 new clubs/became Club President of each respective one; was Valedictorian of my class; participated in Community Service; Volunteered all over the place; Held jobs at 8 different workplaces; Wrote an amazing College Application essay; Teachers wrote excellent recommendations about me/sent those to the colleges; participated as Captain of every available high school sport team; played 4 different instruments/played in Jazz Band/Orchestra/Marching Band/Symphony Band/Choir… Oh yeah, and my high school is ranked #1 in the entire country… WHAT ARE MY CHANCES PEOPLE??? HELP ME!! I’m just so worried, and I probably won’t even get into the nearby Community College!! HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!! </p>
<p>ME: You ignoramus!!!</p>
<p>^why is their sat so low?</p>
<p>If you don’t want anyone to know your name, don’t show the UD definition. Google knows all.</p>
<p>"A term used for drunks. Also used as a verb for drinking way too much. "</p>
<p>Pfft, it’s like they’re secretly following me around. Haha, let’s try the second definition.</p>
<p>“the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he’s tall, dark, and handsome (; he’ll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he’s high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it…!<3”</p>
<p>Aww <3.</p>
<p>
Paranoia .</p>
<p>A very athletic, smart, attractive girl. Is very outgoing, outspoken, funny. Loves large crowds and be where the fun is. Nice, and generous. A very complex individual. </p>
<p>XD</p>
<p>^^How???</p>