<p>Just for fun, or in case US News rankings are affected by these misconceptions about the South, let me clarify.</p>
<p>We don’t run around barefoot all the time……oh wait, we do enjoy that sometimes in the summer. The grass really tickles the bottom of our feet, but it feels good. Give it a try.</p>
<p>We don’t all sit around drinking sweet tea and eating barbecue and banana pudding, unless its homemade, or from Dreamland, or Archibald & Woodrows, or from a neighbor’s grill, or……Again, give it a try.</p>
<p>We don’t all kiss our cousins…oh wait, sometimes we do at family reunions, at church, or at a family celebration, but I promise its on the cheek.:)</p>
<p>Our men don’t shave their legs, but our women do. (except when we think nobody will see them in the dead of winter covered by pants and socks.</p>
<p>We don’t wish we lived somewhere else. Why would we?</p>
<p>Our kids aren’t stupid. Oh should I have said “Are younguns ain’t stupid?” Just kidding.</p>
<p>We do read books.</p>
<p>We aren’t all racists anymore because we never were all racists.</p>
<p>We don’t all ride four wheelers….unless we want to. Ever tried it?</p>
<p>We don’t all have guns in our trucks, but some do. Don’t mess with them.</p>
<p>Yes, many of us are conservative. I won’t apologize for that, but you’re welcome to be a liberal if you want.</p>
<p>Yes, many of us attend church on Sunday and many of us were born going and will die doing so. Why would anyone have an issue with that? We welcome you to join, but we don’t care if you don’t.</p>
<p>Yes, most of us were raised to say “y’all, yes ma’am, and no sir”, and we like to hold the door open for the person behind us. It’s called manners. Try it sometime. It makes you feel really good inside.:)</p>
<p>The South….gotta love it! Roll Tide! Bless your heart! :)</p>