^ If you purchase a poly blend for your sheets then they shouldn’t wrinkle. Same with satin. But cotton/percale should wrinkle quite a bit. Especially if, like us, you organize your sheet set by stuffing everything into one of the pillow cases.
When I was in college (not UChicago and not an elite place by any means), I lived in a suite-style dorm for a couple of years. At that time, someone did come in and clean our 4-person bathroom once a week which is really a luxury now for dorm living. Thing is, we were embarrassingly messy - makeup, cigarette butts, half-drunk coffee mugs, clothes all over the place. Just in the bathroom. I think we were using it like an extra room. I cringe at the memory now of us hiding in our bedrooms when we heard her coming down the stairs to clean, rather than just - oh, I don’t know - telling her to hold on 30 seconds while we do some preliminary work. Sheesh, we were immature.