Vacation mishaps

I once had a 60 hour plus trip home from Kenya that involved no overnight stays, just an eight hour bus ride then three multi hour layovers.

We had one wonderful night spent in a community center with a hundred or so fellow travelers in Santa Rosa NM when black ice derailed our drive two hours from home and no hotel rooms were available. I would estimate that 99.9 % of the men and a few of the women snored. We slept on wrestling mats - thank goodness for the quilt my grandmother had given us on our trip. I fell on the ice getting out of the car and had a bruise the size of a dinner plate on my hip a couple of days later.

In Kenya, on a different trip, our first night was a farm stay to recover from jet lag before our safaris started. Although it was a lovely house and property, The toilet started mildly overflowing and the owners wouldn’t answer the phone. My husband said not to worry, it’d be OK. We were sleeping in separate rooms with me in the leaking toilet room with the kids. It was not OK and I had to get up later to try to stop the flow of water into our room. I resorted to using the bedding to try to soak up the water that was then becoming a flood. I think jet lag had affected my cognitive abilities as I chose not to wake up my husband for some reason. Finally he heard me and came in and saw for himself that it wasn’t going to be OK. He got on the phone and kept calling the owners who finally answered and came to help and fixed the toilet. The next two days at the farm stay were actually very nice and they refunded us for the first night.

I was in China with my 4 and 6 year old daughters in a hotel and they saw a gecko on the wall of our room (on about the 10th floor). They started screaming bloody murder, so I called the front desk and tried to explain with my 50 word Chinese vocabulary what the problem was. No one came, so I finally trapped the guy in a paper bag. Finally, quite a while later, a busboy came to the door, and I still couldn’t explain what the problem was, but handed him the bag and indicated that he shouldn’t open it. He smiled and nodded and I’m pretty sure he understood at that point. Then, about two hours later, two very nicely dressed manager type employees came to the door inquiring what the problem was. Still couldn’t communicate the concern, if I’d known beforehand, I would have drawn them a picture, but they left knowing that all was OK.

Finally, I was on my way back from China on a later trip and had made it to CA on Christmas Eve. However, weather was very iffy on the final leg and the airlines was asking people after we boarded to wait for a flight first thing the next day as we needed extra fuel in case we got diverted. Of course, no one volunteered as it was Christmas Eve. They started identifying stand by passengers to deplane as they were lowest on the totem pole, then the final stand by passenger threw a hissy fit and refused to get off the plane because she wasn’t not going to be home for Christmas! The crew tried to convince her to leave which went on for 10 minutes or so, and I was getting more anxious by the minute bc of the bad weather, the atmosphere on the plane, jet lag, etc. so I stood up and practically yelled, “I’ll go!”. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief and a few people thanked me and I was on the verge of tears walking off the plane from the stress. Of course, I wasn’t able to be on a plane first thing the next morning, and didn’t get home until late afternoon on Christmas Day and was greeted enthusiastically by my young daughters and my husband who bragged about getting a $2 Christmas tree the day earlier bc he was waiting for me to come home to get one ??? I was like yay, thrifty man, but didn’t you think I might be too tired to want to decorate a tree? (Same guy who said the leaky toilet would be OK🤔).

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I have another good one.

Hubby and I went to Mexico very early on in our relationship. These were the days when you still got a paper ticket.

We first arrived in Mexico City from London and bought a cheap ticket to Cancun while we were in the airport. That was also a thing you could do back then, haha. We ended up having to rush a bit. We went to our Cancun gate, showed them our tickets, and boarded the plane.

The plane literally looked like it was made of a jumble of different automobile seats. It was an old (even for then) 727 with aft airstairs. We began to taxi. My Spanish is okay for very basic tourist needs. I listened to the announcements as we made our way to the runway.
“…Monterrey…Monterrey…Monterrey.” We were definitely on a plane to Monterrey and not Cancun. I flagged a flight attendant and showed her our tickets.

They stopped the plane right there and dropped the airstairs. DB Cooper came to mind as we left the Monterrey-bound aircraft. An airport car picked us up and took us to the gate for Cancun. We walked up the exterior jetway stairs. I was certain our suitcases would never make it to Cancun, but miraculously, they did. We had a really fun trip, which also took us to Belize, where we found what appeared to be a dead body (it wasn’t) and Guatemala, where we nearly got lost in the jungle at Tikal. Fun times!

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I just thought of another one that involved my son, not me. It was a school trip to Vietnam during spring break. We thought, what a fabulous opportunity for our son! However, being a shy kid, he did not want to go. There were only maybe 12-15 kids on the whole trip and he only knew one of them, but they were not friends. We knew he would end up enjoying it, it was just getting him “over the edge” so to speak. With dragging feet, he ultimately went.

The planned trip was quite amazing and and he did have a great time. I did notice, however, when looking at the flight arrangements, that their connection via Beijing was a bit narrow. They were due home on a Sunday afternoon and school started back on Tuesday.

Well, though they made it to the connecting airport on time, there was something going on with a politically important figure. Though their connecting flight was at the gate, they were unable to board. I can’t recall the specifics (either the flight ended ip canceled or took off without them eventually) but they ended up stranded at the airport. They spent about 8 hours at the airport trying to book them on a new flight to no avail.

Eventually the tour group booked them at a hotel which turned out to apparently be a complete dive. The next morning, one of the parents ended up getting them all moved to a Marriott property and the boys spent the day hanging out there while a couple of the chaperones went get them new flights.

Being a group, they couldn’t all get on the same flight so they split up but the earliest flights were on Wed and Thurs. My son was on the Thurs flight.

While sitting at my other son’s lacrosse game, I get a text from my son, where it is after midnight and just hours before they are due to leave for the airport, that he has food poisoning and has been laying on the floor of the bathroom all night. Like what am I able to do half a world away? :slightly_frowning_face:

After hours of purging and zero sleep, they leave for the airport where he gets sick out the taxi window. Thankfully, he got it all out before having to get on the extremely long flight home. Turns out that about half the kids had food poisoning and one of them ended up in the hospital when they got home and was hospitalized for a week with some condition/infection I’d never heard of and now can’t recall.

First thing my son said to me as he came thru Customs was “I’m never leaving the country again!” LOL

The only perk, while spending four days in an unplanned stay in Beijing is that the tour group took them to the Great Wall of China!

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Food poisoning is the worst. We were at what was considered the best resort in Mexico and I spent the last night there on the tile floor of the bathroom. Husband didn’t think I’d make the plane but there was no way I was spending one more minute. He loaded me (literally) on the plane the next morning and then we sat on the tarmac for two hours in the heat before we finally took off. Horrible.

It hit husband a week later–he went to hospital where they swore it couldn’t be food poisoning because it had been a few days. We fortunately(?) had a friend who had been to Mexico several times and told us it could hit up to two weeks later. Never going back.

Our 2019 big famiy european adventure also had plenty of mishaps. it was a 2 week adventure through Barcelona, Nice, and Rome involving my parents, my sister’s family, and my family. But, we weren’t all traveling together and not all of us were staying the whole time. What could go wrong?

Well our flight from Charlotte was cancelled until the next day. The problem was that my son - who was interning 1200 miles away - his flight was on time. He arrived in Barcelona all by himself. We were to have an airbnb in my parents’ name. My mom suggested he sleep in the airport. Ummm. no. He got himself a hotel. Fortunately, he had just spent a semester at St. Andrews and hopped all over Europe. He took care of himself.

We arrived the next day to find American Airlines sent our luggage to Madrid. It was a weekend, and apparently nobody answers the phone in Madrid. My mom spent HOURS on the phone trying to track it down. Meanwhile, something went screwy with our airbnb and they put us up in a sort of nasty apartment the first night. We had to move the next day. Still no luggage. It finally arrived 4 days later. All is well!

Flight to Nice went OK. Just a normal several hour delay. My sister flew into Nice and some of us were a bit aggravated. We were starving and wanted to go to the apartment. My mom wanted us to wait more hours for my sister. My 50+ year old sister who speaks fluent French needs hand holding, but my 21 year old son was supposed to sleep in an airport alone? Nice was pretty good, except for one issue. Our apartment there was cool. It was 4 separate small apartments on 4 floors, so the 4 boys stayed on the top floor. But my nephew stopped up the toilet and nobody came to fix it the entire time. I heard it was nasty.

Older S flew home from Nice that morning while the rest of us were supposed to go fly to Rome. S was still waiting for his flight when we arrived at the airport. He texted us. “Your flight is cancelled.” I told my Dad and he insisted everything was fine. Nope cancelled. By that time, the line to rebook was LLLLLONG. We had 10 people trying to find another flight. Not happening. We managed to get our luggage and they got us a hotel and were trying to figure out what to do with us. I suggested taking the train. It was cheap. But we were trying to book tickets from the hotel computer lobby for 10 people and the computer had a 15 min limit before it would reset. My Dad was SO slow, and it wasn’t working, so I just did my family on our phone, while my sister took over. Turns out the keyboard was in french and all the letters were in different spots. Somehow we got ours done and made friends with/helped a Ugandan lawyer who was also trying to get to Rome.

Next day we get to Rome and check into our apartments. We have two. One family will share with my parents. I let my sister pick which one she wanted, and she took the one without my parents - thank goodness! her S wasn’t feeling well and went to lie down. Brown water started dripping from the ceiling onto his bed! yep, sewage! Good grief. Management did fix that at least, and ours was lovely!

We also had issues with the Pompeii tour guide ghosting us, but somehow we made that work. And my brilliant younger S jumped off an aqueduct and we thought he broke his foot. So, I was wandering the streets of Rome trying to find an open pharmacy or somewhere I could buy crutches/boot not speaking a lick of Italian. I had pictures of what I wanted on my phone. No luck, but fortunately his foot was mostly better by the next day.

But really, all the mishaps aside, we had a good time! Lots of things to laugh about now.

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My parents had a couple of epic vacation mishaps. Both involving cruises.

Mishap #1:
They flew on Frontier Airlines from CA to FL in order to meet their cruise ship which was going to I don’t remember where. Had to change planes in Denver. This was in Jan or Feb many years ago now. Theirs was 1 of the last planes to land at Denver during what would be a 3 day total operational shut down at Denver International Airport. My parents had to sleep on the floor of the airport for a couple of nights because there were no hotel rooms available in which a taxi service could even drive them to because the road conditions were so bad.

The national guard provided meals to stranded passengers in the airport. At one point, my dad somehow sliced open his finger on the underneath portion of an airport chair and he bled a lot all over the floor. It was bad enough that he required help from paramedics (again, national guard) and he needed stitches once they finally got back home.

They did NOT buy trip insurance and they missed the cruise entirely. Did NOT get any refund of any kind from the cruise company. And had to pay for brand new airfare in order to fly back home once the airport reopened for business.

Mishap #2:
Parents’ Cruise Mishap #2 involved a trip where they were, once again, leaving on a cruise ship from Florida. Only this cruise was ending in either Peru or Chile, not ending in a US port. They were going to then fly home from South America. This time, they DID buy trip insurance. And they wisely decided to fly in to Florida an entire day BEFORE the cruise was to depart.

BUT…

This is a big but…

My dad brought the wrong passport.

He grabbed his expired passport instead of the active one. My mom had no idea. Neither of them knew until they were ready to board the cruise ship…on CHRISTMAS EVE, mind you, and the cruise employees would not let my dad on board the ship.

Why?
Because of the expired passport and because the cruise ended on foreign soil, not in a US port. It did not matter that he had a photocopy with him of his active passport. They needed the actual passport in order for him to legally be allowed to enter Peru/Chile/whichever country it was.

So my mom got on the ship alone. On Christmas Eve.

And on Christmas Eve, my dad called me in desperation, requesting last minute travel planning help to find him a last minute flight on Christmas Eve from FL back to CA.

Then he paid a taxi to drive him an hour back to the house and pick up the correct passport. I also helped him book another last minute flight from CA to Aruba, of all places.

Why Aruba?

Because he needed to meet the ship.

Only he’d be arriving in Aruba 1 or 2 nights before the ship would arrive in Aruba. Which meant that he needed a last minute hotel on a tropical island at the most expensive time of year. His price per night was about $900. The airfare alone was about $3000.

In total, it was over $5000 in an “oopsy daisy” mistake.

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I made the same mistake once, taking the expired passport rather than the current one (it was a business trip).

I determined this as I was checking in, called my husband, who roused our toddler daughter from her crib, put her in the car and raced to the airport.

I was standing at the curb and he handed it to me.

I was the last person on the plane before they shut the door.

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I know I’ve shared the story on CC before about discovering the week before an international trip that our cockatiels had chewed holes in the main page of both our passports I’d left on my office desk. We were able to get replacements in one day by driving to Boston and waiting for them.

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Would you kindly perhaps let us know what it actually was? :skull_and_crossbones:

Love (in a perverse way) the reference to DB Cooper!

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It wasn’t a vacation mishap. More like a vacation escapade. :wink:

In Belize, we met another couple in a very backpackerish town. We decided to go to a disco at a bar in the jungle near some minor ruins. Feeling very merry, we thought it would be great fun to explore the ruins at night after the disco closed.

Flashlights in hand (because any self-respecting backpacker has a flashlight), we bumbled around in the ruins looking for adventure. As the other girl and I turned a corner, we saw what appeared to be a body lying under a sheet. We weren’t scared though. It seemed entirely appropriate to see a sheet-covered body in the ruins in the Belizean jungle.

The guys came running and we pointed to the body under the sheet. There was no mistaking that shape. You will not be surprised to hear that someone may have started singing “Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you…” followed by exclamations of “Zoinks!”

We got a little creeped out because the “body” didn’t move, and hightailed it back to town, having a hilarious time playing our roles of Fred, Shaggy, Velma and Daphne.

Of course, it was a backpacker who had a sheet on to protect himself from mosquitoes. The poor guy was probably scared out of his wits by drunken backpackers stumbling across him after midnight. But it was much more fun to pretend we’d been in a live action episode of Scooby Doo.

The end note to the story is that we saw the couple the next morning at breakfast as we were all headed out of town. They said a very cheerful “Well, I guess we’ll never see you again! Bye!” And we never did.

I wish I could remember their names. I want to say they lived in Washington state. Still cracks me up every time I think about it.

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Wonderful story, and eerily reminiscent!

These stories are great! I’m so happy I started this topic! I’ve been :joy:

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We went to Sweden, Norway, and Copenhagen in July/August 2006. The last day, we were flying home from Copenhagen, I woke up in the hotel and turned on CNN. There was some sort of attempted airline bombing with liquids. There were the BIG HEADLINE scrolls that airlines were delayed, cancelled, and creating new security measures so expect long lines at the airport. I grabbed my husband and said, we need to get to the airport now.

First of all, Copenhagen airport is beautiful. If you have to spend a day at an airport, Copenhagen is the one to do it at: the food, the wine, it really was nice at first. SAS gave us food vouchers because of the delay and we lived liked kings for awhile. Finally, 6? 8? hours after our flight was supposed to have left, we get notified that they are get pre-boarding security ready. We stand in line and eventually have to hand over our carry on backpacks to be turned into checked baggage and they hand us a large gallon Clear Plastic Bag and say “take what you need for the flight, the rest is getting checked. No liquids.” Of course, I’m on my period, so I have to shuffle a handful of pads and tampons from my backpack into Clear Plastic Bag. I also grab a book and a change of underwear. Once you put your essentials into Clear Plastic Bag, a lady went through each item and inspected it, held up each item and said “do you need this for the flight?” I think towards the end, she just moved the tampons around to inspect that they were real for both of our dignity.

We are on a 777, and all the overhead bins are empty. The flight attendants are, despite the circumstances, thrilled. They seemed very happy to just click, click, click the bins closed. We take off and everyone’s Clear Plastic Bags slide from underneath the seats in front of them to underneath their own or behind them. I’m contorting myself under the seat to grab mine so someone doesn’t have to hand over my tampons and underwear holder.

We arrive late at night in Seattle and they shuttle us to a hotel. They tell us the time of our flight the next day and we crash. We wake up, I confidentially throw on the clean underwear and we get to the airport with a little less than 2 hours til the flight leaves. This was a mistake. While we’re in new U.S. security lines, we are checking the time and as it gets closer, I know we’re not going to make it. We finally get through security and literally our gate is like 30 gates away at the very end of the airport. We had run and turned the corner and see the FA close the door–it wasn’t even close. Don’t worry though, our luggage made it on that flight.

We wander SeaTac aimlessly. We’re on standby and after 3 flights, no luck. A nice FA at an empty desk and typed in a bunch of stuff and said that he thought if we could get to Salt Lake City, we’d have better luck. The next thing we know, we’re in SLC, on perpetual standby. DH was like “are they even going to have beer here?” because he equates the place with Mormon prohibitions. Luckily for him, we find a restaurant that literally serves Prohibition Ale. I remember going to a counter and saying “I will take any flight to SFO, SJC, OAK, or SAC.” Somehow, we get tickets for the following day, seated 20 rows apart, on first flight out. We are not messing around and get to the airport stupid early. When we board, these folks were late and came on board with Venti Starbucks drinks–those huge sizes that you can see from space. (I guess the security check for liquids had moved to another gate for pre-boarding, I’m not sure.) The FA is shocked and shouts, “How did you get on board with those things???”. We have to all deplane, get security-checked again and re-board. We all hate the Venti people, but us most of all. Days prior, our luggage landed in San Jose; we finally land in SFO four days after we left Copenhagen.

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Now that is a vacation mishap for the ages!

I can not pick a favorite story though, they are all epic!

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Oh wow, that’s terrible! I think you might win for worst vacation mishap.

More stories, though this isn’t strictly a mishap…

Back in Feb of 2011, we were lucky enough to book a mule ride and overnight stay at Phantom Ranch, at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Reservations are like gold dust. The kids were 10 and 12 at the time.

We knew snow was forecast for the next day. Staff seemed unconcerned and we had appropriate clothing. The ride down and the ranch itself were incredible.

As we made our way back to the top the next day, it got colder and wetter. Then the rain turned to snow. We began getting very cold. The mule wrangler told us to keep our hands warm by putting them under the saddle. The snow became very heavy. We still had about two hours to go. The wrangler was great, but the mules became uncooperative a couple of times. It was taking longer than it should to reach the top.

By the time we got back to the top, there was about 6-8 inches of snow. My hands were frozen, and as I fumbled around, my wallet fell into the snow (I didn’t notice until the next day). We made our way to a restaurant and eventually felt human again. My daughter dropped her new iPod under the restaurant table, also unnoticed until the next day. Bye bye iPod and wallet.

Our plan to was take Route 64 to the east, towards Monument Valley. No luck though, because the park service closed it. We would have to go via Flagstaff, which added to our drive time. The two wheel drive rental car was the worst for the unplowed freeway. We slid a number of times and saw cars skidding all over the place. My hair turned gray on that drive.

In Flagstaff, we stopped at a diner to eat. I wanted to get a hotel, even though we had booked The View for just one night in Monument Valley. We really didn’t want to miss that sunrise view, but I was worried about driving further. My husband called the hotel and asked what the roads were like from Flagstaff. They said in another thirty minutes, the roads would descend and there wouldn’t be any more snow, just rain.

Perhaps we took a risk, but it was worth it. In the morning, the view was literally like looking at a John Ford movie. Amazing scenery.

There was another happy ending too. I called the Grand Canyon in the morning, and they had found both my wallet and my daughter’s ipod. They FedEx’ed the items back to our home, but not in time for our flights. I literally used a prescription bottle to get my boarding pass.

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My Grand Canyon story is from 2010. My husband and 17-year-old son decided to hike halfway down the canyon and back up. We had gone partway down the day before and they wanted to go farther. I pointed out all the signs that said, “DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HIKE DOWN AND UP IN ONE DAY. PEOPLE HAVE DIED TRYING THIS.” There was even a larger than life poster of a young woman, a long-distance runner, who died when she went off-trail on such an attempt.

So the guys took off while our two younger kids and I waited at the top. They got a very early start and expected to be back no later than 11. They were supposed to call me so we could pick them up. They didn’t have a cell signal once they started down.

So 11 came. 11: 30, 12, 12:30, 1:00, and 1:30. By that point, I was sure they were hopelessly lost. We went to the park headquarters and were in the middle of filing a missing person’s report. As I was literally signing my name to the report, my husband called and said, “We’re back! It was awesome!” Sure enough, when they got halfway down, they saw the river way below and decided to hike the rest of the trail down! They swam in the river and headed back. Fortunately my son, being a distance runner himself, had insisted that they take a LOT of water, and he carried it for his dad on the way up. There was no shade and it was terribly hot. They were very proud of themselves. I was so mad I couldn’t even talk. So when we look back on that trip, it’s the one day we all remember. My husband and son, very fondly, and the rest of us, just the opposite!

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My Grand Canyon story is from 1977. Husband (not yet so roommate I guess at that time) and I were on a driving trip from Denver to Phoenix, hitting all the great national parks. We basically hunted for a motel each night using AAA and Mobil travel guides. When we got to the North Rim, we were able to put ourselves on the waiting list for a room, I think third, they said it was very likely we could get one but had to wait at the hotel to find out. Husband-to-be didn’t want to do that so instead we went to see the views etc.

Of course the room got booked, so we took off driving to the South Rim, thinking we would find a motel along the way. Nope. So we pulled over to the side of the road near the South Rim and slept in the car. When we woke in the morning, there were several other cars doing the same. That is the one and only time I slept in the car.

Incidentally, we were shocked - shocked - at having to pay 50 cents a gallon for gas. Outrageous.

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I’m on a roll now!

I am from LA. An ex boyfriend and I thought it would be fun to go to Las Vegas…on New Year’s Eve. We would just get a room when we turned up. I have no idea what we were thinking, but after ringing in the New Year, unsurprisingly enough, we couldn’t find a hotel room. Pre-internet days. By 2 a.m, we were exhausted and decided to sleep in the car.

But, we soon discovered that Las Vegas is freezing at night in January. After shivering for an hour, we made our way to an absolute dump…the local den of iniquity, where people of ill repute passed the time in X-rated ways. That was a seriously pathetic NYE.

And in a related tale, I actually stayed in ANOTHER house of ill repute. I was backpacking in Costa Rica with a different ex. We were on a tight budget, but this place was utterly revolting, with literal plastic sheets on the bed and walls that ended a foot from the ceiling. I was totally furious with the boyfriend. I actually can’t believe I stayed in a place like that.

Suffice to say that both those relationships didn’t work out😆.

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So far, you have a lot of stories in this thread… does anyone want to go on a vacation with you now?

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Hahaha! I don’t blame anyone who says no. I still haven’t told you the REALLY good stuff!

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