<p>Ethnicity</p>
<p>Native American/African American/Latin American/Eskimo</p>
<p>GPA
5.3-W
4.2-UW</p>
<p>Rank
1/4000</p>
<p>[SAT]
R-800 M-800 W-810</p>
<p>Chem-800 Math II-800 English-790 (OMG!!!!)</p>
<p>EC</p>
<p>Ranked 1st in the nation: Tennis, Soccer, Underwater Basketweaving</p>
<p>Trumpet: 25 Years</p>
<p>Arugalaphone: I invented a new musical instrument. NY Symphony is starting to use it.</p>
<p>Significant Research on Cancer and AIDs: I've cured both, but big-pharma won't let me distribute.</p>
<p>Work Regularly at my church--which I built by myself--and I also founded the religion.</p>
<p>I regularly rescue children from burning orphanages.</p>
<p>Awards</p>
<p>Medal of Honor</p>
<p>Nobel Peace Prizes: Literature, Physics</p>
<p>Pulitzer Prize</p>
<p>Special Abilities</p>
<p>I can teleport.</p>
<p>So what are my chances at:
Harvard
Princeton
Yale
Duke
UPenn
UC Merced</p>
<p>I just submitted and I'm really worried! (sorry, couldn't resist)</p>
<p>improve you ■■■■■ skill points a little and I think you’re good at all on your list</p>
<p>rejected at all…weak ec’s and literature SATII (790). might be able to transfer after a year tho. gl</p>
<p>lighten up a bit! All the apps are in now, nothing anyone can do at this point, so why not have a laugh or two?</p>
<p>Harvard- rejected
Princeton- rejected
Yale- rejected
Duke- rejected
UPenn- rejected
UC Merced- rejected</p>
<p>try community college?</p>
<p>you may get in all of them because of your creativity and incredible imagination! :)</p>
<p>Dude… your ECs seem pretty average…</p>
<p>I agree with Frtiz. Remember, if you don’t get in anywhere, you always have CC here for you man…</p>
<p>SAT II… 790 in english? Do you have time to retake? 810 in writing is decent, 800s in M and CR def. won’t hurt, but don’t expect them to help either.</p>
<p>lmaooo</p>
<p>I am sorry but your EC’s are so weak. They don’t show enough passion or dedication. </p>
<p>A 790 in English? Are you serious? Hate to break this to you but there are literally 20,000 kids applying to those schools and believe me, many of them got an 800. </p>
<p>Also, you don’t have many awards. Look at your profile: you are the average applicant. Nothing stands out. </p>
<p>I agree with above posts, you could try Comm. College for now. </p>
<p>P.S-</p>
<p>The amount of pessimism at CC is palpable. lol.</p>
<p>mcdonald’s has a few openings. i suggest you do some test prep in frycooking</p>
<p>Metdeth: I agree with the pessimism thing, lol. Seriously, people here can’t take a joke.</p>
<p>Everything’s in and we have 3 months to wait, you can’t really survive them if you don’t relax and have a few laughs for now. I made this topic in good humor, not to **** people off, lol.</p>
<p>earn another nobel prize and get back to us in a year. or go international in underwater basketweaving. just a suggestion…</p>