<p>Haha, I was bored and wrote a mock eulogy for my car. Anyone want a read? Kinda going for a bizarre topic...</p>
<p>Why not? I should have written a eulogy for MY volvo because we had it for 14 years. I didn’t want to sell it because of sentimental value and sometimes I still look in my driveway and find it weird that it’s not there. =(</p>
<p>…Love rambling.</p>
<p>but they are such epic cars!</p>
<p>True that. There’s nothing better than ridiculously safe boxes on wheels. They’re quite faithful. I once got a flat tire (and didn’t know it… I’m also a fairly new driver, etc) and I ended up being able to drive like, half a mile before someone told me the front was smoking. The tire ended up being shredded. Lol. Point being, even when they’re injured, volvos do their best to get you from point A to point B and do a damn well good job of it.</p>
<p>it doesn’t reveal much about me</p>
<p>actually, does the common app HAVE to do that?</p>
<p>When I first saw the title, I thought that Volvo had gone desperate and was now selling hearses. It wouldn’t be a bad name for a hearse, though.</p>
<p>HAHAHAHA. That’s awesome.</p>