<p>tl;dr. Will respond to ridiculous post instead.</p>
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<li>It isn’t in a boring, dead suburb where nothing happens</li>
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<p>Columbia is in a boring, dead city where nothing happens.</p>
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<li>no miserable grade deflation</li>
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<p>Columbia has miserable grade inflation.</p>
<p>3.There is a wikicu, and no wikiprinceton (which would be awkward)</p>
<p>What the hell is this?</p>
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<li>There is about twice the DIVERSITY at Columbia. Princeton = the suburbs for the next for years</li>
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<p>By no means does diversity = community. City = suburbs when one lacks both time and means.</p>
<p>5.Ionic and Neoclassical arches beat Gothic architecture any time. The Butler library is the single most beautiful piece of architecture I have ever seen in my life. And have you seen the quad at night? Gorgeous.</p>
<p>To each his own.</p>
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<li>Awesome core curriculum</li>
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<p>“Frontiers of Science?” Essentially euphemism for “Rocks for Jocks.” Does the cold and unresponsive bureaucracy at Columbia not trust its students to make mature and well-informed decisions about their educational trajectory, to the extent that it has to impose a suffocating and insulting so-called “curriculum” on them?</p>
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<li>Less incredibly miserable students</li>
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<p>“Incredibly miserable students” at every institution. However, Princeton students do not find themselves burdened by a crippling inferiority complex that compels them to condescend to other colleges in hoards.</p>
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<li>half-time show,</li>
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<p>What?</p>
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<li>happiness, freedom, …</li>
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<p>Lies, illusions, delusions, self-deception.</p>
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<li>me</li>
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<p>Who the hell are you?</p>
<p>I have been playing devil’s advocate of course. Although, Columbia College does appear to be the right place for this self-proclaimed “genius” who deems his own work “brilliant.”</p>