<p>You know what? I just might rock your world, so keep that in mind.</p>
<p>Elaborate on this rock my world. I’ve seen that prompt one to many times…</p>
<p>Well, it’d be like slappin’ five, except much more elaborate. It’d be like…slappin’ 12.</p>
<p>I want to be your friend cause you’re amazingness</p>
<p>that sounds scandalous.</p>
<p>Slappin’ 12, Do you have 6 fingers per hand? Obstinate that is the most profound thing I’ve heard on CC. Your in with financial aid (I’m totally kidding).
theamazingjasmyn, thought I would bite on the suck-up card, while she’s so right. Friend request me you two.</p>
<p>I’m sorry I can’t be your friend. I’m too busy working on the application to be Penn’s girlfriend. You came too late, and you don’t offer the <em>right</em> kind of friendship that Penn can, if you catch my meaning. :D</p>
<p>you quite possibly have some of the most random posts ever…</p>
<p>Arrgh’ matey…yeah its my school’s mascot… I dunno</p>
<p>This is lame.</p>
<p>What, is this early decision? I’m still looking around mate. Meadow, do you like the word “*****in’”?</p>
<p>^Trying to kiss up Meadow?
Padding your application?</p>
<p>our mascot is the devil</p>
<p>What?!..</p>
<p>Man. What’s wrong with b-i-t-c-h-i-n’?</p>
<p>musicallylatin, I don’t want your friendship if you are referring to Penn2013, but you are decent at puns…
afitscher, we were friends before my fame, thanks for keeping it real man(gurl?)
meadow, you are so in for actually taking me serious and embarrasing yourself like that hahahaha</p>
<p>hcrhs red devils.</p>
<p>man broski</p>
<p>btw, my school mascot kicks all yours…We are the QUAKERS!!!</p>
<p>How is one supposed to respond to sarcasm?</p>
<ol>
<li>I’m a Black Alaskan not seeking finaid. </li>
<li>I got a 2410 on my SAT and am ranked 0/1000.</li>
<li>My parents have donated upwards of 100 million to the DmitriMartin organization.</li>
<li>I found a cure for cancer.</li>
<li>I’m sexy.</li>
</ol>
<p>Chance me.</p>
<p>hahaha, raddddddddd risd still wins with scrotie the scrotum though</p>