<p>mulberrypie, you can be my friend!</p>
<p>Don’t think you can act like you are a girl now. (a girl likes KFC?) i don’t fall for virtual crying.</p>
<p>If you are recruiting athletes, i have watched over three nfl games in my high school career.</p>
<p>And I think the athletic mascot should be a double hawk</p>
<p>yay, Obstinate > DimitriMArtin :D</p>
<p>kevdo frickin congrats, you are my tenth friend of the night. You sold me with the double hawk and astounding athletic exp. Friend Request me.
This hearby closes EA admissions. Everyone else with have to apply tomorrow regular admission. Keep at it mulberry, man/gurl? your time may come. Obstinate stop being everyone’s safety friend!</p>
<p>You damn right I’m being everyone’s safety friend. Cause I keeps it real :)</p>
<p>Obstinate
Real=Honest=Harsh=Don’t Be Sensitive To Every Sobbing CC Nerd=Stunt-Stuntin’ is a habit get like me=keepin it so real <<<That’s real defined</p>
<p>Being the safety friend is like being the condom, it’s no fun to be screwed from both sides</p>
<p>Oh no, my plan was to corrupt each and everyone of them and cause them to do very bad things. What was your plan?</p>
<p>Shhhh. That was my plan, but first I wanted to test or embarrass certain people before they became my “friend”.</p>
<p>I need friends. What are my chances?</p>
<p>I’m taking anyone with a good smile and a willingness to blindly submit to a higher power. You in?</p>
<p>JTeH, you’re sarcastic statement declaring your lack of friends is an obvious cover for the hardcore kid behind that simple name. You are in. Friend request me, and see what happens…</p>
<p>I’ll throw in a free ceremonial white robe!</p>
<p>^ROFL dimitrimartin</p>
<p>dimitrimartin, do you have an app called dactyl on your ipod or iphone, if you do play it i wanna know your high score</p>
<p>yeah uh thats super cool man demetri martin wishes he was a good comedian</p>
<p>Dumb ^ why don’t you go marry your cousin/sister-in-law</p>
<p>i assure you that i am a girl. but i did have kfc for lunch today… and no, virtual crying isn’t possible; fish cannot cry. in conclusion, i believe that you need a fish for a friend. good day sir.</p>
<p>Anyone entirely convinced they are not a mammal is cool with me, mulberry. Send me a friend request.
fromthesouth, are you hating on me or demetri martin?
boys, i just downloaded dactyl and on about my 5th try got 376</p>
<p>I’M ALLERGIC TO CATS! so can we be friends?
Plus, I’m not valedictorian and I got <2301 on the SAT. And I know lots of lines from Nacho Libre.</p>