<p>INVENIAMVIAM, I was digging the Latin name, but you lost me at Nacho Libre. Plus I’m a mountain lion so your allergy may limit our friendship. Try again, waitlist…</p>
<p>You should publish an application.</p>
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SRSLY!!! I’m only allergic to wimpy little housecats anyway, and the Nacho Libre bit just shows that I’ve overcome my superiority complex. Oh well, I guess I’m not good enough D:</p>
<p>musicallylatin look for the “dimitri says” app coming to itunes stores near you. This application will wake you up every morning with one of my ever-so-relevant rants or jokes (or maybe just me making the call of the double hawk)…
Inveniamviam, you give up to soon and get down on yourself. Tell me your favorite tribe from Gallic Wars and then I’ll decide.</p>
<p>^But I don’t have an iPod Touch/phone :(</p>
<p>Napoleon Bonaparte! Am I right/!?!?!/1//11</p>
<p>musicallylatin, you are going to have some tough mornings without that application, it’s the only thing that gets half of america out of bed these days
Inveniam- you nailed it? Send me a friend request, I guess</p>
<p>No way, I don’t want to be friends anymore… you kept me in suspense for 5 whole minutes after I threw myself on the line for you.</p>
<p>^Oh sad. My whole life has now fallen apart. </p>
<p>If only…</p>
<p>WAIT! Do you offer financial aid for me to get an ipod touch?</p>
<p>Your loss, Inveniam. You are after all the one suffering from cat allergies and a nacho libre obsession, I’ll be fine.</p>
<p>It’s okay - I’m not losing much, but you’re losing a full ride.</p>
<p>I’ll be the one handing out free rides, Inveniam.
musicallylatin, I only hand out grants for research (usually of the opposite gender) abd I do give out scholarships for 2 of my IQ points as for ipod touches we only have 50,000 repossessed zunes we give to anybody</p>
<p>Dimitri, what is the minimum GPA to graduate with and not get the offer rescinded?</p>
<p>Oh, I didn’t say that mine are free. Read a little more carefully next time.</p>
<p>Are you soliciting prostitution over the Internet? I got you, you bloody pedophile. I am Dick Murphree, an agent that scours the internet for sick bastards like you IV. [YouTube</a> - Dick Murphree](<a href=“http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KludQCv3DVU]YouTube”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KludQCv3DVU)
lolcats4, there is no minimum gpa, but there is a minimum posts quota of 50 a month so I can truly stalk your profile</p>
<p>No clue what you could possibly mean, I’m just talking about tuition. Get your mind out of the gutter, srsly!?
Don’t call me IV either, please, you haven’t filled out my friend application and the accompanying request for use of a nickname.</p>
<p>Who are the most qualified here so far</p>
<p>Me .</p>
<p>most qualified-Whoever said they knew Andre 3000 is obviously most qualified, from there it’s same character new name…
This Poison IV kid is bold asking to be my friend and then using my thread to brag about his application for friendship when it’s well known I have the most friends and friendship offers on HSL</p>
<p>Geez, everybody thinks I’m a guy… bah. lol. and I’m not bragging, DM.</p>