<p>if anyone, after reaching even the half-way point of this essay, thinks that the author is being serious, then you seriously need to get a life. </p>
<p>This is a good essay, though I wouldn't call it absolutely amazing. It's creative, funny, and witty. It shows he's a good writer with a good personality. Unlike some of you that couldn't even tell it was a joke, the author actually has a life. I commend him for it!</p>