Wanted:

<p>Someone to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. XXXXXXXX Springfield, MA 01095. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.</p>

<p>Well, I would go, but I've already gone. :rolleyes:</p>

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<p>Pick me! Pick me!</p>

<p>PM me with details</p>

<p>Hey I saw you there that time!</p>

<p>Is 01095 really a Spfld zip code?! I represented the 01104 and 01109 at one time!</p>

<p>No its the next town over, nevertheless chuck norris rules has been picked.
In 2021 he'll be going to the past thanks to everyone who was interested. We had a record number of applications and I'm sorry to say there weren't enough spaces for everyone. Good luck to everyone in their further endeavours.</p>

<p>Sincerely
Someguy (Mullet Man / Time Traveler)</p>

<p>Wilbraham!</p>

<p>Indeed</p>

<p>Home of the Peach Festival, Friendlys, and Bill Guerin</p>

<p>haha, the peach festival. Nothing better than seeing the town barber dressed up as a giant peach parading down the street...</p>

<p>Alot of my family grew up in Wilbraham.</p>

<p>Now I kinda wanna go back in time...</p>

<p>Why not just post the ad itself?</p>

<p>Are you reallllllllllllllllllllly going back in time?????? Am I reading this right??? I though that it is impossible to go back in time. Anyway going into the future is much better. You could copy down all lottery, stockmarket, and forex data and then go back in time to get a huge profit from trading :) Or this this just the Back to the Future disney ride?</p>

<p>Were not going to the future
Were going BACK in time</p>

<p>Oh and you want the ad</p>

<p>Well Here</a> You Go!</p>

<p>But going back in time is impossible :(</p>

<p>not if you're chuck norris.</p>

<p>No it is possible, if you push it to the limit.</p>

<p>Of course at that point your safety is not guarenteed.</p>

<p>Chuck norris is not real.</p>

<p>Bump Bump Bump!!!</p>