"We Don't Need No Ivy Ed"

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<p>With apologies to Roger Waters and Pink Floyd and for all our great kids who are going to succeed no matter on which campus they rest against a brick in the wall.</p>

<p>We don't need no Ivy ed
We don't need no Crimson tees
No Gothic buildings in the Quad
Hey Adcomms remove us from the List
All in all we're still scholars in a Hall
All in all we're still scholars in a Hall</p>

<p>We don't need no Ivy ed
We don't need no bulldogs barking
No tigers growling in the Quad
Hey Adcomms remove us from the List
All in all we're no longer in Ivy's thrall
All in all we're no longer in Ivy's thrall</p>

<p>We don't need no Ivy ed
We don't need no cruel rejection
No need for your yield protection
Hey Adcomms remove us from the List
All in all we've got lots on the ball
All in all we've got lots on the ball</p>

<p>We don't need no Ivy ed
We don't need no wait list limbo
No Quakers playing in the Quad
Hey Adcomms remove us from the List
All in all those Adcomms had some gall
All in all those Adcomms had some gall</p>

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<p>and then there’s the Amy Winehouse Rehab–redone</p>

<p>“tried to get into the ivies but they said NO, NO, NO”</p>