<p>for those green early decision kids itching to start freshman year: go to "familywatchdog.us" and type in a street near columbia. zoom out, and witness the glorious christmas tree of dots that is the nearly ubiquitous sexual deviancy of nyc. now, compare that to the locale of say, princeton, boston, or any other ivy location and give yourself a magnificent pat on the back for basically asking for assault. cheers, my fellow lions.</p>
<p>p.s. before you all freak out, check the area surrounding columbia; it's actually quite tame.</p>