<p>Well, I had this one guy on the bus who was obviously deranged walk up to me and say: "I know you. You're the one with the bat, the bat, the bat, the bat..." and he kept saying that over and over and over again. he got off the bus and started clucking like a chicken.</p>
<p>Another time, I got heckled by a bum for some spare change to buy a chainsaw, shotgun and hockey mask.</p>