@wesleyan97 , well done. I do enjoy your humor … and vocabulary. 
Also agree that there’s a lot of good stuff going on at Wesleyan. It may be poised to make a run back to its place among the top LACs in the country. They’re not catching Williams or Pomona o\in the endowment race any time soon, but they are catching others, and all the while fixing what was becoming a problem.
The next challenge will be, I’m sure, replacing Roth with another home run President. Can’t imagine he has more than another five years left.