<p>(Check your PMs for how to use ignore. It’s a fabulous tool. All signs of forum *****assness disappears Diddy style) </p>
<p>I think being extinct qualifies you for underrepresented dog-cat hybrid status at MIT. You’re on your way to becoming an MIT engineer in the top 10%!</p>
<p>Ok, I’ll go to a more intelligent thread that doesn’t get hijacked by ignorant fools like the two of you. Then you don’t even have to turn your ignore on!</p>
<p>Got it. That’s so cool. I didn’t even see that.</p>
<p>My parents will be so proud of me when I’m an MIT engineer in the top 10%. I’ll be better than God, Obama, and even Garfield!</p>
<p>You do that, I’m going be a Harvard pocket-picker in the top 0.5%.</p>
<p>Are Harvard pocket pickers in the top 0.5% better than MIT engineers in the top 10%?</p>
<p>I don’t know; we’d need an expert opinion. I think they’re better than Mexican basketweavers though.</p>
<p>I think I want to be a Harvard pocket picker too. MIT engineer in the top 10% sounds promising but if I picked pockets, I could throw the pockets’ contents at people.</p>
<p>That’s my job! Get your own.</p>
<p>Fine. I’ll be a Penn toe fungus washer in the top 2%. </p>
<p>In case you haven’t been keeping track of the hierarchy: </p>
<p>Penn toe fungus washer in the top 2% > Harvard pocket picker in the top 0.5% > Scooby > Nermal > Garfield > MIT Engineer in the top 10% > God > Obama > Mexican Basket Weavers > Guam > MIT engineers in the top 10% who scream in the forest</p>
<p>You forgot the Devil. He’s a Princeton Pretzel Sorter.</p>
<p>Penn toe fungus washer in the top 2% > Harvard pocket picker in the top 0.5% > Scooby > Nermal > Garfield > MIT Engineer in the top 10% > God > Obama > Mexican Basket Weavers > Guam > Devil he Princeton Pretzel Sorter > MIT engineers in the top 10% who scream in the forest > Everybody else</p>
<p>If you’re not in the above category, then you’re a nobody and you should cry in your pillow that was stuffed by the Cornell Pillow Stuffers in the top 20%.</p>
<p>Haha, you guys are interesting… Does anyone go to Stanford? I’d say he’s probably up there.</p>
<p>What’s with all of the MIT bashing? That is the college currently at the top of my list, but I guess it’s not for everyone. I just want to get into a good engineering school.</p>
<p>I think somebody from Duke stuffed my pillows.</p>
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<p>We have too much free time, I think.</p>
<p>No, we love MIT. You see, some genius said that MIT engineers in the top 10% are better than Obama, so we’re wondering who’s the best and if anyone is better than a MIT engineer in top 10%.</p>
<p>I think a Harvard Pocket Picker in the top 0.5% is better, personally.</p>
<p>Did you know that Bob the Builder went to MIT too…</p>
<p>I beg to differ. We Penn Toe Fungus Washers in the top 2% are way better than you Harvard Pocket pickers in the top 0.5%.</p>
<p>Haha, I think he is up there. Bob the Builder really knows his stuff, I bet he was in the top 10% too.</p>
<p>Bob the builder was definitely an engineer. But not a top 10% engineer. He was 15% max.</p>
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<p>Whatever, you were begging to be a Harvard Pocket Picker in the top 0.5%. That’s 'cause you know we’re the best and we’ll rob you blind.</p>
<p>I thought the only thing on his resume was: “MIT graduate in the top 10%” and he was hired.</p>