What are my chances at Stanford REA?

<p>Intended Major: Biomedical engineering</p>

<p>Objective:
ACT: 28
Unweighted GPA (out of 4.0): 2.9
Rank (percentile if rank is unavailable): School doesn’t rank, but I think I'm 112/120
Senior Year Course Load: AP Ceramics, AP Environmental, Trig/Topics, Global Econ, World Lit</p>

<p>Subjective:
Extracurriculars:</p>

<p>Outdoor Ed
Job at a party store</p>

<p>Essays: personal essay: beach, sushi, etc. 10/10</p>

<p>Recs: I read them, SOOOOO GOOOD!</p>

<p>Other
State (if domestic applicant): CA
School Type: Private
Ethnicity: Hawaiian/Asian/Russian/Jewish/Christian
Gender: Male
Hooks (URM, first generation college, etc.):Second Generation College student</p>

<p>Sorry 0 chance of acceptance</p>

<p>Yeah…your grades, ecs, test scores are all way too low for Stanford. Sorry broski :(</p>

<p>Come on guys, obvious facetiousness and a very clever comment on the banal inanity of those stupid “Chance me” threads</p>

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