What are my chances??

<p>Hi, what are my chances of getting in?</p>

<p>School: Boarding, in MA
GPA: 5.00 unweighted, 7.98 weighted
Class Rank: 1 out of 2198</p>

<p>Classes:
AP Calc DE
AP US History
AP World History
AP British History
AP Spanish History
AP Azerbaijan History
AP Physics B, C, D, and E
AP Micro & Macro economics
AP Biology
AP French
AP Latin
AP Korean
AP Vietnamese
AP Statistics</p>

<p>All AP scores have been at least 5's</p>

<p>SATIs: 2600 (800 Crit Reading, 800 Writing, and 1000 Math! Yes, I got extra credit because I'm that smart)</p>

<p>SAT IIs:
Math I: 800
Math II: 800
Math IV: 800
Math XVI: 800
Physics: 790!
Chem: 800
French: 800
German: 800</p>

<p>Leadership roles:
Leader of chess team
Leader of debate club
5 year varsity football captain
4 year varsity basketball captain
Class President
Potential President of the United States (!)</p>

<p>Extracurriculars/ Volunteer work:</p>

<p>I do volunteer work at the local firefighting company for 7 hrs a day
local food bank for 5 hrs a day
homeless shelter for 6 hrs a day
tutoring for 3 hrs a day
elderly clinic for 8 hrs a day</p>

<p>I also raise bees for fun and combat terrorists.</p>

<p>I can also run a marathon in 20 minutes, and I can bench 400 lbs...with my mind (780 lbs with my arms)</p>

<p>I've also won countless awards such as:
Smartest person
Most Athletic
Nicest person
Most Modest Person
Mr. MA
Mr. USA
Mr. World
Best Person</p>

<p>just to name a few.</p>

<p>Please give me feedback! Thanks, and remember to not be intimidated by how smart and perfect I am!</p>

<p>When I saw 1/2189... I thought you go to a really big school XD then I saw you were kidding =P</p>

<p>it's a crapshoot, so i mean even with your list of accomplishments it's going to be hard to judge. great job though! good luck with apps this year!</p>

<p>wow, very smart, yet there are only 24 hours a day but you seem to find more according to your volunteer work.</p>

<p>I recently wrote a satire on this. I said I earned a 2600 on the SAT too!! (Collegeboard rewarded me with 200 extra points because they thought I bubbled in prettily) :)</p>

<p>"wow, very smart, yet there are only 24 hours a day but you seem to find more according to your volunteer work."</p>

<p>I got skillz</p>

<p>"I recently wrote a satire on this. I said I earned a 2600 on the SAT too!! (Collegeboard rewarded me with 200 extra points because they thought I bubbled in prettily) "</p>

<p>I'm not joking...</p>

<p>your location isn't good enough
you have to be a starving african baby whose parents were killed in Darfur</p>

<p>1/2189 isn't good enough- it has to be 1/ the world</p>

<p>your ap classes are too focused on history</p>

<p>your sat could be a little higher</p>

<p>and for your ec's,</p>

<p>president of the usa is overrated
it'd be good to be the president of the world(you would have to unite all of the countries by using those bees)
you would have a good shot then</p>

<p>however, i'd say you'd have to best shot if you became dean of harvard- people say it's a great ec</p>

<p>i got a 2601...and what</p>

<p>oh and i'm john harvard's illegitimate asian great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson.</p>

<p>LOL at the comments. that application looks unreal, but your EC's are just a random list and dont show passion in anything really...</p>

<p>It's All Lies</p>

<p>What do people who didn't even get accepted to their community college do?
make troll threads.</p>

<p>
[quote]
I also raise bees for fun and combat terrorists.

[/quote]
</p>

<p>who doesn't....</p>

<p>harvard: reach
everything else: match/ slight reach
ur physics SATII will hurt you..</p>

<p>You still don't make the cut. You have to be the smartest person in the state. Otherwise, you have to be filthy rich. Or you could write a rather fluffy and phony essay to gain admission. Again, you won't make the cut.</p>

<p>My brother went to Harvard and his SAT was 400 i contacted the school and they said i didn't have to apply since i was related to a genius.</p>

<p>To be frank, I feel that your extra curriculars, especially those involving terrorists and/or fire prevention/response are fairly cliche. You should distribute your time to more academics. GAFLAAAAVEN!</p>