What are trolls?

<p>I use left shift for “The” but right shift for quotation marks.</p>

<p>■■■■■■ are puppies hacking the internets, using their forum posting as a guise to hack into our missile defense systems.</p>

<p>I use left shift for everything. Take that, keyboard classes.</p>

<p>Also, I’d check under the bridge for ■■■■■■. Or the girls’ bathroom.</p>

<p>I didn’t really think about which Shift keys I used until you guys brought it up. I use left Shift for stuff I type with my right hand and right Shift for stuff I type with my left hand. Easy squeezy. (I touch-type, by the way :\ I used JumpStart typing! Did anyone else? With the awesome robot whose name I’ve forgotten…)</p>

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<p>I use capslock for capitalizing. I know I should probably just use shift instead of turning on and then off capslock, but it’s become such an ingrained habit. I use right shift for everything else.</p>

<p>Not a fan of cruise control.</p>