<p>Just wondering.</p>
<p>Ask to go to the bathroom and say you feel nauseous. Throwing up is WAY better than people knowing what you’re doing.</p>
<p>Otherwise, just go between classes and be late for a class. If you’re not too embarrassed, explain after class to your teacher [my bathroom break took longer than expected, w/e]. Otherwise, just be late and have no explanation.</p>
<p>this is one of my greatest fears ever. now that there’s a thread about it, i’m even more paranoid. yay</p>
<p>LOL just ask to go to the bathroom, obviously.</p>
<p>What if it’s during a test? And school bathrooms are disgusting; you would have to go standing up.</p>
<p>Saugus: Ever heard of putting toilet paper on the seat so you don’t have to touch the seat?</p>
<p>Say you feel sick and go to the nurse.</p>
<p>^ do people actually have the time to do that?</p>
<p>^
That wouldn’t stop bacteria, and nobody would have the time to do that.</p>
<p>Has anyone else noticed that if you start thinking about diarrhea and then get nervous, then you will actually get diarrhea?</p>
<p>^ don’t tell me that! </p>
<p>I wish girls were given the advantage of not pooping all together. We have periods and give birth, shouldn’t that be enough? Pooping is so unladylike</p>
<p>^
It is a disgusting process, but if you didn’t, then all of that waste would be stored inside of you.</p>
<p>Also, if you do happen to get diarrhea, what if someone walks in the bathroom at the same time and starts laughing at you? They may even wait until you come out to see who you are. One of my friends did that to someone to embarrass them.</p>
<p>^ Or it could be eliminated in other ways. Like, every time we eat chocolate, the chocolate absorbs the waste products, and it’s an ongoing cycle. That makes no sense, but it doesn’t sound as bad as pooping.</p>
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<p>I can assure you, there is no such thing as bubonic ass plague. A little exposure is good for the immune system, and putting down paper will stop the vast majority. </p>
<p>Also, if they laugh, honestly, who cares, they are really a demented person if they wait for you to come out. Be comfortable; one convo I overheard in the bathroom was “Dave, I’m going to level with you, this is going to be the wettest…” well, you can guess. Just don’t care.</p>
<p>Also, I don’t know how sudden your onset is, but I should hope you would feel it before a test… Pop some Immodium the morning of if you have any doubts.</p>
<p>I’ve had the most terrible digestive system since the 10th grade. This helped me out: [Can’t</a> poop in public bathrooms. Help me out Reddit, it’s starting to affect my life. : AskReddit](<a href=“http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/f971s/cant_poop_in_public_bathrooms_help_me_out_reddit/]Can’t”>Reddit - Dive into anything)</p>
<p>I’ve had problems during a test too (and the noises…oh the noises,) and I just up and grabbed the pass and left. Teach’ got mad because apparently that’s not allowed, but honestly, when you have to poop, you have to poop. </p>
<p>If you know you have an iffy constitution before a test, you should tell the teacher about your circumstances and ask if you can take the test alone/ have access to the pass. They allow that for many other standardized tests, since something that’s totally out of your hands truly interferes with your performance.</p>
<p>It happened to me when I took waaaay more cold medication than I should have. And I had to do rehearsals for a play after school, too.
I basically just tried to focus during notes or whatever and went to the restroom every single chance I could get. Might have annoyed the teachers, but I don’t care.</p>
<p>It seems like that would be a legitimate excuse to go home.</p>
<p>Just use the bathroom in the nurse’s office. Or use the regular bathroom and squat :D</p>
<p>let that ish come out bro.</p>
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That’s a pretty a tactful cover-up, TBH.</p>
<p>Whoever resurrected this thread is a warlock and should be cursed >: (</p>